Sunday, June 26, 2011

Free Jobs & Education Opportunity Alert by Sunil Nehra

Free Jobs & Education Opportunity Alert by Sunil Nehra

DVC Graduate Engineer Trainee Admit Card

Posted: 26 Jun 2011 08:00 PM PDT

Damodar Valley Corporation Limited (A Govt. of India Enterprise) Damodar Valley Corporation Limited has recently advertised for the various vacancies of the Graduate Engineer Trainee and Junior...


Delhi Police Sub Inspector Recruitment 2011

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 09:52 PM PDT

Delhi Police Sub Inspector (Executive) Recruitment 2011 Important Notification : Delhi Police has notified that it will be recruiting Sub Inspector (Executive) in near future. Recently change were...


Delhi Police Constable Recruitment 2011

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 09:40 PM PDT

Important Notification – Delhi Police is soon going to advertise for recruitment to the posts of Constable. According to new recruitment policy, possession of valid driving license will be...


Indian Navy Recruitment 2011

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 09:10 PM PDT

Navy Recruitment – University Entry Scheme (UES) Indian Navy has invited the application from Indian Citizen for recruitment as an Officer in various branches through University Entry Scheme....


ITBP Recruitment 2011

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 08:31 PM PDT

ASI Stenographer Recruitment 2011 Indo Tibetan Border Police Force (ITBP) has advertised for filling up 22 posts of ASI Stenographer. Candidates looking for the career opportunity in ITBP as...


Chaudhary Devi Lal Memorial Engineering College

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 08:22 PM PDT

CDLMGEC Panniwala Mota Recruitment 2011 Chaudhary Devi Lal Memorial Government Engineering College a Government College located at Panniwala Mota in Sirsa District, Haryana has advertised for...


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“Beautiful Funny Sms collection : Jokes” plus 2 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

“Beautiful Funny Sms collection : Jokes” plus 2 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

Link to SMSnShayari.com

Beautiful Funny Sms collection : Jokes

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 05:42 AM PDT

We present here some funny jokes on different subject which I am sure you can’t stop your laugh. In this collection you will read some very funny jokes which makes you too much laugh. So, choose best joke for yourself and share it with your friend to make them laugh with these funny jokes. So, let’s take a look at this funny sms collection

 

 

Read this funny joke which show you that what often happens in Exam hall. It’s a very funny joke and you can also share it with your to make them laugh

 

 » What Happens In An “EXAM”
Tik Tok ,
Mind Block ,
Pen Stop ,
Eye Pop ,
…Full Shock , Jaw Drop ,
Time Up ,
No Luck … :P

 

 


Another funny joke in which you will read about a boy who is in a great problem because of a girl. It’s a very funny joke which I think you have ever read. So, checkout this funny joke

 

 » Boy- yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q? …Boy- jab se maine
keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
.
.
.
. .
. Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai… :P

 

 


One more funny joke in which you will read a flirt joke. Share this amazing funny sms with your friend to make them laugh

 

 » At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha
k aap pregnant hain :D :D :D

 

 


Read this funny school joke in which a student is looking so happy that he called his principal’s wife to listen his favourite word. Share this school joke with your friend to make them laugh by this school joke.

 

 » An student called up his principal, but got
principal's wife on d call.
She said "he died last week…"
next day student called again n asked for principal.
wife answered "I told u he died last week…"
Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted
…"I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.
Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???"
Student "sunkar acha lagta hai!!!"

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Garmi Bhara Message : Funny

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 05:19 AM PDT

Read this funny joke about the summer season. In this message a dead body is too much frustrated from hot. Share this funny message on summer season with your friends to make them laugh with this joke. Let’s checkout this funny joke on summer hot season

 

 


Roye wo is kadar

unki laash se lipatkar

 

Ke laash khud uth
kar boli,

 

Le TU MARJA PEHLE
Batameez upar hi chadha
ja raha hai itni Garmi mein…

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Friendship is a Gold Coin : Nice Message

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 05:10 AM PDT

Friendship is a gold coin you will read this beautiful line in this message which show that friendship is above from all. This is a very beautiful message share it with your special friend to show them that are important in your life. So, read this beautiful saying about friendship

 

 


‘Love’ is a SMALL COIN

Life’ is a BIG COIN

‘wife’ is a LUCKY COIN

‘Lover’ is a SWEET COIN

But

‘Friendship’ is a GOLD COIN
keep it safe.

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Rachel Weisz & Daniel Craig Get Married! Photo

Posted:

Damn that James Bond is just so sneaky! Daniel Craig pulled a fast one and secretly married his girlfriend Rachel Weisz in a top-notch wedding in New York. It was first reported by Daily Mail that the couple wed in front of just four people last Wednesday, and a representative for Weisz confirmed the news [...]


IIFA Awards 2011 Winners Full List’s

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12th IIFA Awards 2011 Winners List: 12th International Indian Film Academy (IIFA) Awards 2011 held on Saturday night at Toronto. Here is the list of the winners of the 12th IIFA Awards 2011 Winners: Best Film – Dabangg Best Debut - Sonakshi Sinha – Dabangg Best screenply - Abhinav Kashyap & Dilip Shukla – Dabangg Best Playback Female [...]


Jennifer Aniston’s First Tattoo For Norman Photo

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Jennifer Aniston wears a see-through white skirt in downtown New York City, revealing her new tattoo in this June 21, 2011 photo. The tattoo, on the inside of her right foot, says “Norman,” the name of her Welsh corgi-terrier mix, who died in May at 15 years old, according to People magazine. Related Posts :-Jennifer [...]


Jammu University Results Declared for B.E. Fifth Sem Exam

Posted:

The Jammu University results for 2011 have officially been announced to the delight of anxious students. Saturday, June 25th is the official date for exam results announcement but it may take some time to get those scores. As Now Public reports, the official website which has the Jammu University results is currently experiencing heavy volumes of [...]


Vijay Awards 2011 Full Winners List

Posted:

The Vijay Awards is an awards ceremony that honours excellence in Tamil language films around the world since 2006. In recent years it has been sponsored by Reliance and Univercell. Jury Awards: Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress, Best Comedian, Best Villain, Best Debut Actor, Best Debut Actress, [...]


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