Sunday, December 30, 2012

Love Funny Text Messages

Love Funny Text Messages

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Love Funny Text Messages

Posted: 30 Dec 2012 09:58 AM PST

Love Funny Text Messages

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  • agr apko kutta kat ly to
    Gharaylo Totky
    1-agr apko kutta kat ly to
    ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
    2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage
    sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

    3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4
    bar phansi lga lain agr
    bach gy tu bht faida hoga

    4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu
    tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

  • Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
    Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
    5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
    Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
    Bubbli:
    Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
    N95 b china wala tha
  • Mujhy samajh na aaya
    White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache

    School lgta tha Poultry Farm aur hum Sub Murghi k bachey

    Mujhy samajh na aaya aaj tak teachr ka ye Funda…

    Mujhy banati thi Murgha aur khud deti thi Anda… ;-)

  • kabhi koi larki phansai hai
    1 boy to another:

    Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

    2nd boy!
    Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum
    logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha

  • Ek memon apny bachay ko
    Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha
    tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho?
    wo bola main ne issy naya joota
    le kar diya or kaha k ek k bajaye
    do do seerhiyan charhay ta k joota
    kam ghissay. Magar kambakhat do do
    seerhiyan charnay ki koshish
    mein pant phaar betha. :-P
  • Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai
    Ek Kana (one-eyed) Larka Kisi larki ko
    Propose karne k liye kaun sa gana Gayega??

    Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai… ;->
    from: Taxi No. 9211

  • Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per
    Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per Ja kr
    pOcha:Kya Ap Bachon k Group Photo Khenchtay Hyn?
    Photographer: G, Ek Darjan k 50 RS. Hon Ge.

    Orat BoLi : phr mAin Kuch yEars k Bad
    Aaon Gi.Q k ABHi Meray 8 Bachay hYn.

  • Year will be decidedAslamoalaikum!
    To All my Frnds
    I m here to Announce that my
    engagement ceremony z gonna be
    conducted and it will be gr8
    Pleasure specially fr me &
    My Family to Have You there:
    1st April

    Venue:
    Chanab Club, Fsd.

    Regards……
    AROOSA WASAY

    (Note: Year will be decided later-ön);-)

  • wo mene catch kr lia
    Memon: Are ajj to 1Rs k 3 Amrood mile!

    Dost: wo kese?

    Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga
    aur 1 khan ne gusse me piche
    phenka or wo mene catch kr lia ;->

  • Larka college me frst day
    Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
    Hi,ap ka naam?
    Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
    Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil
    k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)

Short Funny Messages

Posted: 30 Dec 2012 09:54 AM PST

Short Funny Messages

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  • Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
    Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

    Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

    Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi thijori ko nein lagthi.

  • Height of Confidence
    Height of Confidence

    A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
    Break infornt of a Bus
    & Shouts at the bus Driver
    “Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili”?

  • Ek boy Girl Friend se
    Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya.
    Wo chai bnane chale gye.
    Gf ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr
    Boy ne socha k mera num kis
    nam per save kia ho ga?

    Dear, sweet,ya
    jani. Jub us ne mis call
    di to screen pe aa rha tha k

    “kutta no # 5″ calling. . .

  • Saray Paisay Le Gayi
    Son : Aap Ke Office Se Guzar
    Raha Tha Socha Salam Hi Karta Chalo ;)

    Dad : Koi Faida Nahi Betay Abhi
    Aap Ki Ammi Bhi Idhar Se
    Guzri Thi Saray Paisay Le Gayi

  • 3 din select karta Hun
    Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
    k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

    Std-Theek hai ji,

    Main
    Diwali
    Holi
    Or
    Chrismas

    ke 3 din select karta Hun

  • nechay dekheye
    Good News ! ab Aàp Is Sms K
    Zàryye Apñe Mobìle Sèt Pàr
    Star Plus Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte Hain
    Wo B 24 hoùrs

    nechay dekheye!

    * +

  • Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
    Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
    Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
    Doodh wala: 5 kilo
    Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
    Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo.:->
  • LUNCH AUR DINNERTeacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
    jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

    Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

  • Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai
    Arz kia hai,
    Aankhon main noor hai.

    Chehre pe sarour hai.

    kisi lerkì ko mera number de do.

    Q k

    Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai.
    Wha wha wha.

  • apni jwani k dino ko
    Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino
    ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

    unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milange,

    dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k, gulab le kr
    drya kinare pohncha, boht dyr ho gai dadi
    nhi i,wo ghuse me ghr aya, or
    phool phenkte hoe bola, tum i q nhi,

    dadi shrmate hoe boli,

    Ami ne jane nai diya. :-) :-}

Funny Humorous Sms

Posted: 30 Dec 2012 09:51 AM PST

Funny Humorous Sms

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  • Histry of Pakorey
    Histry of Pakorey
    Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
    Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..

    Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
    Kac’che The To Baloach Bola

    “PAKO REY” ..=D ;)

  • Kamine Main Bathroom Me Betha Tha
    1 Admi Public Bathroom
    Gaya or 1 ghante Baad Nikla.
    Bahar Betha Jamadar Bola:
    20 Rupay Bhai Ji.
    Admi Bola:
    Kamine Main Bathroom Me Betha Tha,
    NET CAFÉ Me Nahi.
  • bagairat kisi di nai sunda
    Hamesha,

    Apni pasand k raste per chalo,

    Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,

    Apne alfaz me baat kro.

    Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.

    Aur phir dekhna,
    1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
    .
    .

    “bagairat kisi di nai sunda”

  • Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge
    Teacher:
    Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

    Student:
    Shadi…

    Teacher:
    Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

    Student:
    Dulha…

    Teacher:
    Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

    Student:
    Dulhan

    Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge?

    Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

    Student:
    Nikaah:

  • Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli
    Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

    Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

    Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha
    tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana.

  • jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aye
    Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,

    Arz kiya hai! . .

    Tandur Ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,

    Aur jis nmbr se bar bar mis
    cal aye, wo kbhi bachi nhi hoti!

  • Fees maafi k lye darkhwst
    Fees maafi k lye darkhwst:

    To,
    The principal
    high school
    Sir,
    bat ye hy k mere abbu ne mje fees
    k lye 500 dye the, 100 ki doston k
    7 film dkh li. 150 k bottles aur
    samose kha lye. 50 ka grlfrnd ko
    easy load krwa dya. 200 english
    wali miss pe shart haar gya me
    smjhta tha k unka sirf math’s wale
    sir k7 chakkar hy pr unka to ap k7
    b chakkar hy. Ab apk pas 2hi raste
    hen, meri fees mauf ya apka raaz faash.

    Shukria..

    “PAPPU”

  • 1 pagal dusre pagal se1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

    Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

    Dusra pagal:
    Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi….!:p

  • Larki apni Dadi se
    Larki apni Dadi se:
    Men school nai jaungi. Raste
    men larke cherte hen…

    DADI:
    Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste
    e roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!

  • Golden wordz
    “Golden word,z”
    ¤Horn do rasta lo.
    ¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr
    ¤ Nasib apna apna
    ¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.
    ¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rickshaw chalaya.
    ¤Palat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,
    Agr tu honda rakhta hai riksha hum b rkhte hain.
    ¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.
    ¤Mere sajan dua krna.
    ¤Hum chalay duni

Hindi Funny SMS

Posted: 30 Dec 2012 09:47 AM PST

Hindi Funny SMS

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  • Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do
    @Devdas of 2009@

    Maa ne kaha Gutka chhor do,

    =Abba ne kaha Night package karana Chor do.

    =Dostun ne kaha Mobile se balance Churana chor do

    =Paaro ne kaha Ganny ka Rus Peena chor do,.

    OR
    =Ek Din aayega, Jab GirL Friend ke Bachay bolengy:

    =Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do.. (‘;’)

  • cinema mein film dekh rahe hain
    1 bacha aik ameer se
    agar aap mujhe 30 rupees de
    dein to mein apne bichre
    hoe parents k paas phaunch jaaon ga
    ameer ne paise diye aur
    bola”tumhare parents kahan hain”
    bacha ” andar cinema
    mein film dekh rahe hain”:-)
  • Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun
    Boy to Girl:
    “Tum to 14v ka Chand ho.”

    Girl:
    “Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?”

    Boy:
    “Arey nahi !!
    Main to Ye btana chah raha tha
    Tum itni Gol matol ho.” :-)

  • RUKHSTI k time
    RUKHSTI k time
    Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi
    Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
    Ringtone lgi thi
    Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

    Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly:-)

  • Papa Larka I Love U bolta hai
    Girl: Papa Ek Larka bar
    bar I LovÉ U bolta hai
    kiya karun?
    .

    .

    Father:beta us se shadi kr le
    Zindagi mein agr dubara
    bol de to mera Naam badal dena.

  • Young generation ki dua
    *Young generation ki dua*

    Oh my “GOD”
    oh my “MOLA”

    give me one
    “TOYOTA COROLA”

    a mobile
    “NOKIA YA MTROLA”

    give me a girl friend of age “SOLA”

    But girl should be
    “HOT AND SHOLA”

  • THOUGHT OF THE DAY
    *THOUGHT OF THE DAY*
    Sceince kehti hai paani
    boil karne se germs mar jatay hain.
    Science ko yeh to btao k g
    erms ki Dead bodies to
    paani mai he rehti hain na;-)
  • Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gyaYe Sun k to Dimagh hi
    Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’
    Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko
    kaha Dadi koi purana
    gana hi suna dain…
    To wo Bolin:
    Smack That
    All on the Floor
    Smack That…!
  • zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
    zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

    ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

    tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

    or apni sari girlfriend mare liye choor dy.;->

  • 1 Bacha Apni Mom Se
    1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
    Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

    Mom:
    Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

    Bacha:
    Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

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Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 10:12 AM PST

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

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  • 1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
    1 nursery CLASS ka bacha
    bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
    Mam- SO SWEET
    BACHA apni side Ke LArKE se
    bola-dekha maine kaha tha na
    line marti hai..
  • tmhari shakal bhool gya hun
    Revenge:
    1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
    ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy
    kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun
    ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do”
    Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance
    ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
    ”lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari
    shakal bhool gya hun”:-D
  • kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
    Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho
    Har naye din mera dil dukhate ho
    Ye baat sun kar meri rooh kaanp gai
    Ke tum kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
  • Medical Poetry
    “Medical”
    “Poetry”
    *Chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
    tamam dawain bachon ki ponch se dur rakhen.
    *Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
    Tabiat ziada khrab ho to doctor se ruju karen.
    *Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
    dawai achi tarha hila k istimal karen.
    *Dil mera doob gia jab uski uthi doli
    subah sham khany k bad aik goli.
    *Hum to ishq karny pe raza mand hain
    Jumy kee subah aur itwar ki sham clinic band hain.
  • Tumhar beta charsi hy
    Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ..
    unhon ny abba ko keh dia “Tumhar beta charsi hy…”
  • Hum tu yunhe shok mn
    Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna
    biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. .
    Aik larki humy bucha samaj k pappi dy gae. .
  • Andaaz hy JAWANI ka
    Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn
    Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k chaltay hn. ;-)
  • Daag to chala jaegaArz kiya hy:
    Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
    Wah wah
    Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
    Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :
  • Ek bacha khait maen
    Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha .
    thak ker bola. ” aap nay yeh sab zameen maen dabaiy he kion thay .”
  • me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay
    Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
    Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,
    Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki
    dozakh nu pipe dita ay?=P;->

Ramadan Jumma SMS

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 05:27 AM PST

Ramadan Jumma SMS

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  • Happy Returns Of Jummah
    Today Is Friday.
    To All Brethren In The Faith Of Abraham,
    Ghusl Is Recomended,
    Recite Surat Kahf,
    Go To Jumat Mosque Early,
    Keep Mute Thr'out The Course Of Khutbah,
    Supplicate More After Solat Asr.
    May The Most High Accept Our Ibadah.
    Many Happy Returns Of Jummah
  • Jumma Mubarak SMS
    Uss Ke Dar Pe Sakoon Milta Hai,
    Uski Ibadat Se Noor Milta Hai,
    Jo Jhuk Gaya Allah Ke Sajday Main,
    Usse Sab Kuch Zaroor Milta Hai,
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Hadees SMS
    May On This Good Friday We Start It With
    Fasting And Prayers So That We Can Bring
    Gods Mercy And Forgiveness On All Mankind
    Lets Pray Together
  • Friday Means
    F R I D A Y:
    F = Farz Allah Ka Aada Karo
    R = Rab Ko Razi Karo
    I = Ibadat Dil Se Karo
    D = Durood Kasrat Se Parho
    A = Allah Se Maango
    Y = Yaad Rakho Mujhe DUA ME
  • Jumma Mubark
    Jumme K Din Ka Khub Surt Tohfa
    Jumme K Din Maghrib Or Esha K Darmiyan
    Sorh E Fateha 11 Bar
    11 Bar Sorh E Koser
    11 Bar Sorh E Ikhlas
    Pharhne Se Allah Tala Agle
    Jumme Tk Rizq Ka Intezam Kar Deta Hai.
    Jumma Mubark
    Subha Bakhair Zindagi
  • Jumma Mubark Hadith SMS
    Greetings Of Peace To Our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
    May Allah Accept All Our Duas In This Auspicious Day.
    Lets Remember Each Other In Our Sincerest Duas.
    May You Have An Inspiring Spiritual Uplifting Day
  • Jumma Jesa Koi Din Nahi
    Juma Mubarak
    Zamzam Jesa Koi Pani Nahi
    Namaz Jesi Koi Ebadat Nahi
    Hajj Jesi Koi Ziyarat Nahi
    Islam Jesa Koi Mazhab Nahi
    Quran Jesi Koi Kitab Nahi
    Madine Jesa Koi Sheher Nahi.
    Kalme Jesi Koi Dolat Nahi.
    Durud Pak Jesa Koi Khazana Nahi.
    Aur
    Jumma Jesa Koi Din Nahi.
    Juma Mubarak…
  • Jumma Mubarak DuasJumma Mubarak
    May Allah Grant Us All Our Duas, Needs, Dreams
    And Shower Upon Us His Mercy.
    Ameen
  • Juma Mubarak Wishes
    Chalo Aao Mill Kar Aaj Apne Hath Uthate Hain,
    Naraz Hai Jo Rab Use Sab Mil Kar Manate Hain,
    Idhar Manga Uthar Manga Phir Bhi Hath Khali Hain,
    Ab Allah Kea Age Zara Sir Jhukate Hain, Sieya
    Dhabon Se Dill Ka Haal Jo Hai Jante Ho Tum,
    Nidamat Ke Ansoon Se Chalo Ab Un Ko Manate Hain,
    Khula Hai Dar Toba Ka Abhi Mohlat Hai Pass Apne,
    Razi Kar Ke Rab Apna In Azabon Ko Hatate Hain,
  • Jumma Is A Wonderful Day
    Jumma Is A Wonderful DAY
    "To Pray"
    "To Love"
    "To Care"
    "To Smile"
    "To Relax"
    And
    "To Thank ALLAH"
    For All He Gives To Us
    Jummah Mubarak.

Jumma tul Wida Sms

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 05:24 AM PST

Jumma tul Wida Sms

Send Free Juma tul Wida SMS, Juma tul Wida Quotes, Juma tul Wida Ramadan SMS, Juma tul Vida Mubarak Wishes, Juma tul Wida Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English for Brothers and Sisters.

  • Jummah Mubarak Greetings
    Jummah Mubarak Greetings Of Peace To Our Prophet
    Muhammad (PBUH). May Allah Accept All Our Duas In
    This Auspicious Day. Lets Remember Each Other In
    Our Sincerest Duas. May You Have An Inspiring Spiritual
    Uplifting Day 19px; text-align: justify; color:
    rgb(0, 128, 0); “>Jummah Mubarak
    Greetings Of Peace To Our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
    May Allah Accept All Our Duas In This Auspicious Day.
    Lets Remember Each Other In Our Sincerest Duas.
    May You Have An Inspiring Spiritual Uplifting Day
  • Jummah Mubarak Wishes
    Jummah Mubarak
    Islam says:
    when the time of Jumua’h prayer comes,
    discontinue every activity and answer the call to prayer,
    meet earnestly, pray, consult and learn by social contact;
    and when the meeting is over, scatter and go about your business
  • Jummay K Din
    Juma Ke Din asar ki namaaz k baad
    say farishtay zameen par sonay k wark
    or chaandi k kalam say Durood Pak parhnay
    waalon kay naam likhtay hain jummay k din
    sooraj ghuroob honay tak.
    so jitna ho sakay Durood sharif parhiye
    or ye sms forward kar dain
    koi is baat say mehroom na rahay
  • Juma Tul Wida Mubarak Greetings
    Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
    Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
    Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
    Phir le ker aaounga
    Q k
    I'm Ramadan Al-widah
    (jumma-tul-wida Mubarak)
  • Juma Tul Wida Mubarak Message
    Juma Tul Wida Mubarak!
    May This Last Friday of Ramadan
    Bring You All Peace And Prosperity.
    And May All of your prayers and
    virtues accepted by Allah ..
    Allah Bless all of us
    Aameen
  • Jumma-tul-Wida Mubarak.
    Aapke Chehray Pe Hansi Sada Rahy.
    Mera Har Lafz Aapke Liye Dua Rahy.
    Zindagi Main Pao Khushi Har Qadam Par.
    Door Aapse Duniya ka Har Ghum Sada Rahy Aameen.
    Jumma-Tul-Wida Mubarak.
  • Great Message for Jumma
    Great Message for this day!
    Allah Ta'ala farmate hain:
    Aye bande jo hua, woh acha hua,
    Jo ho raha hai, acha ho raha hai,
    Jo hoga woh bhi acha hoga…,
    Tera kia gaya jo, Tu rota hai!
    Tu kia laaya jo, tu nay kho diya…,
    Jo liya yahin say liya, Jo diya yahin per diya!
    Jo aaj tera hai, Pehle kisi aur ka tha!
    Aur kal kisi aur ka hoga…,
    Tabdeeli kainat ka mamaal hai…
    Bus tu wo jama kar jo tu sath le jane wala hai!
    Yani " Naik Amaal "
  • Alvida Ramzan Ul MubarakWah ramzan teri ruksat ko salaam,
    Jate jate asmaan ko bhi rula diya!
    Alvida Ramzan Ul Mubarak
  • Mah e Ramazan Alvida
    Mah-e-Ramazan bhi Juda honay ko hai.
    Socho zara kya paya hum ne.
    Kya Apny Rabb ko Manaya hum ne?
    Kya Jany Kabhi Naseeb Ab ye Maah ho na ho.
    Rab ki Rehmat ka kya Haq paya hum ne?
  • Ramzan Ka 4th Jumma Mubarak
    /'/ (* /'/
    ¡¡¡¡ _.-'-._ _.-'-._ ¡¡¡¡
    ¡¡¡¡(_____)(______)¡¡¡¡
    RAMZAN KA 4th (chotha) JUMMA MUBARAK HO…

Jumma Mubarak Shayari

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 05:22 AM PST

Jumma Mubarak Shayari

Send Free Jumma Mubarak Shayari, Jumma Mubarak Poetry, Jummah Mubarik Poems in Urdu, Jumma Shayari in Urdu, Juma Mubarak Shair o Shayari in Hindi & Urdu to Wish Happy Jumma.

  • Jumma Mubarak Shayri
    Hafty Me Ek Din Aata Hai Ye JUMMA.
    Rehmatein Sath Lata Hai Ye JUMMA.
    Do Farz To Adaa Kro Is Din.
    Gunahon Ki Magfirat Krwata Hai Ye JUMMA
    JUMMA MUBARAK
  • Jumma Mubarak Prayers
    On this Holy day…
    May His light guide your path…
    May his love grace your heart…
    And may His scarifice strengthen
    Your Soul !
    GOOD FRIDAY….!
  • Jumma Mubarak
    Insaan Itna Buzdil Hai K Choti Choti
    Cheezon Se Dar Jata Hai Aur Bahadur
    Itna K Hay K Apne ALLAH Se Nahi Darta
    A Silent Messages 4 All Muslims
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak English Shayari
    He showed us the way
    He has long been gone
    yet in our hearts
    His name shines on.
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Poems
    Khatam Ker Do Mayoosi Aur Sab Nafratein Dil
    Dil RAB Ka Ghar Hai Aastana E Iblees Nah.
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Hindi Shayari
    Kuch Yon Uttrein Tere Liye Rehmaton K Mosam,
    K Aasman Se Tera Harf e Dua Kabhi Radd Na Ho.
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Shayari in Urdu
    Hazaron Aieb Dekhte Hain Dosron K Pehlo Main "Iqbal"
    Apne Kirdar Main Hum Log Frishte Hon Jese
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Shayari SmsMere Har Faisly Mein Teri Raza Shamil Ho Aey "ALLAH"
    Jo Tera Hukam Ho, Wo Mera Irada Kardey!
    AMEEN
    Good Morning
  • Jummah Poetry
    May the light of jummah,
    Shine in your house.
    The strength of eemaan,
    Stay in your heart.
    And may allah shower
    His countless blessings
    On you and your family
    On this holy day.
  • Jumma Mubarik Shayari
    Dil pak nahi to pak ho sakta nahi insan.
    Warna iblees ko b atay
    Thay wuzoo k faraiz bohat.
    Subah bakhair
    &
    Jumma mubarik.

Friday, December 28, 2012

FYOQ News

FYOQ News


The Oath of the Vayuputras novel by Amish available to preorder from flipkart

Posted: 28 Dec 2012 02:22 AM PST

the-oath-of-the-vayuputrasAfter the extreme success of the new but famous Indian author Amish Tripathi for his novels The Immortals of Meluha and The Secret of the Nagas, he is back with the next book in the succession.

This third book will finally conclude this Shiva Trilogy. This third part has been titled as The Oath of the Vayuputras.

Yesterday this book came to light on his facebook fan page.

This book The Oath of the Vayuputras is available to pre order. One can pre order this book from Flipkart.

Click here to go to flipkart page where this book can be pre ordered.

Here is the book summary taken from Flipkart. Have a look

EVIL HAS RISEN.
ONLY A GOD CAN STOP IT.

Shiva is gathering his forces. He reaches the Naga capital, Panchavati, and Evil is finally revealed. The Neelkanth prepares for a holy war against his true enemy, a man whose name instils dread in the fiercest of warriors.

India convulses under the onslaught of a series of brutal battles. It’s a war for the very soul of the nation. Many will die. But Shiva must not fail, no matter what the cost. In his desperation, he reaches out to the ones who have never offered any help to him: the Vayuputras.

Will he succeed? And what will be the real cost of battling Evil? To India? And to Shiva’s soul?

Discover the answer to these mysteries in this concluding part of the bestselling Shiva Trilogy

New Year Sms Jokes

New Year Sms Jokes

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New Year Sms Jokes

Posted: 28 Dec 2012 10:54 AM PST

New Year Sms Jokes

Send Free New Year Sms Jokes, New Year SMS & Happy New Year Wishes,Poetry to Your Friend. We have best free New Year quotes, greeting and wishes for Your Friend in 140 Words.

  • english new year jokes
    In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
    God stores his blessings & deposited
    365 days full of love,
    faith & happiness for you…
    So, Enjoy spending…
    Happy New Year.
  • hindi new year jokes
    A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A
    Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart
    full of Love..All these are my Prayers
    for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2012
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    Before the sun sets in this year,
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    Hope u’ll have a New Year
    that starts right and ends Happy!
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    My wishes for you, Great start
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    for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness
    for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful New Year 2012
  • new year poems
    Even
    If we have..
    Less talks
    Less hellos
    Less stories
    Less greetings
    But always
    Remember that
    My prayers
    Will
    Never b
    Less…
    for You….
    Wishes you a Bright,
    Happy and Prosperous
    New Year 2012 with God Bless!
  • new year shayari
    With all the Rose's Perfume
    & with all the lights in the world
    & with all the children Smiles…
    I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
    *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*
  • happy new year smsONE GLASS WATER,
    ONE GLASS BEER,
    OH MY DEAR,
    “HAPPY NEW YEAR” :-)
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    There have been many time in 2011
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    irritated u
    bugged u
    .
    .
    .
    .
    today I just wanna tell you
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I plan to continue it in 2012.
  • New Year Sms Jokes
    Wish You A…Great, Prosperous,
    Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful,
    Mind Blowing, sweaty & Energetic,
    Terrific & Extremely …happy,
    very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.

Hindi New Year Sms

Posted: 28 Dec 2012 10:51 AM PST

Hindi New Year Sms

Send Free Hindi New Year Sms, New Year SMS & Happy New Year Wishes,Poetry to Your Friend. We have best free New Year quotes, greeting and wishes for Your Friend in 140 Words.

  • mew year messages
    I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You…
    12 Month of Happiness,
    52 Weeks of Fun,
    365 Days Success,
    8760 Hours Good Health,
    52600 Minutes Good Luck,
    3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!
  • Urdu New Year poems
    Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
    Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
    Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake…
    Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
    *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
  • Hindi New Year jokes
    Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
    Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
    Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now
    bug off and don’t annoy me for
    the next 12 months!!!!
  • Hindi New Year Sayings
    Hope The New Year brings a lot
    of good cheer for you, May all
    Your Dreams Will be True, Hope
    the year also bring Gigabyte of
    Fun, Happy New Near and good
    luck with your Resolution.
  • Hindi New Year quotes
    Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
    Wish your Life will always be Bright.
    So my Dear don’t get Fear
    Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
    *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*
  • Hindi New Year Sms text
    I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending
    you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart
    close to where. Wish you a Very
    Very Happy New Year.
  • Hindi New Year greetings
    Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
    Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
    Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
    New Year 2012 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
  • Hindi New Year wishesThroughout the Coming Year may
    your life be filled with little
    celebration of Happiness…Wishes
    you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous
    New Year 2012 with God Bless.
  • Hindi New Year messages
    New Year begins, let us pray,
    that it will be a year with new
    Peace, New Happiness, and abundance
    of new friends. God bless you
    through out the new Year.
  • Hindi New Year Sms
    Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,
    Ek Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,
    Aaj Hi Aapko ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR’ ki wish kar du,
    Warna Baazi Koi Aur Mar Jayega
    Happy New Year 2012!

New Year Sms in English

Posted: 28 Dec 2012 10:47 AM PST

New Year Sms in English

Send Free New Year Sms in English, New Year SMS & Happy New Year Wishes,Poetry to Your Friend. We have best free New Year quotes, greeting and wishes for Your Friend in 140 Words.

  • Funny New Year Sms
    In Year 2012 may God…would be
    your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper,
    always Bless on You ,God Always
    Guide You & Carry you…Happy
    New Year 2012..
  • 31 December text messages
    My wishes for you, Great start for
    Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No
    worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for
    June to Nov,Happiness for
    Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2012.
  • happy new year sms
    New Year begins, let us pray,
    that it will be a year with new
    Peace, New Happiness, and abundance
    of new friends,,God bless you
    through out the new Year.
  • English New year shaayri
    Throughout the Coming Year
    may your life be filled with
    little celebration of Happiness…
    Wishes you a Bright, Happy
    and Prosperous New Year 2012
    with God Bless
  • English New year poems
    When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
    Let it signify new and better things for you,
    let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
    Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
    Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2012.
  • English New year poetry
    Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
    Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
    Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
    Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe…HAPPY NEW YEAR
  • English New year quotes sms
    Memorable moment r celebrate together,
    U r my best friend for now & forever,
    Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
    Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear.
  • English New year sms wishesFill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
    Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
    And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
    Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
  • New Year text messages in English
    Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
    Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
    Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
    Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
    Wish you a..Happy New Year with a
    Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
  • New Year Sms in English
    Es Naye Saal mai..
    Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
    Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
    Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
    Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Urdu New Year SMS Messages

Posted: 28 Dec 2012 10:44 AM PST

Urdu New Year SMS Messages

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  • New Year Sms wishes
    Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
    Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
    Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
    Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
    Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
    DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
  • funny Urdu New Year sms
    Tom Cruise
    Angelina Jolie
    Aishwarya Rai
    Arnold
    Jennifer Lopez
    Amitabh Bachhan
    & me..
    All the Stars wish
    u a Very Happy New Year
  • latest Urdu New Year sms
    With all the Rose’s Perfume &
    with all the lights in the world
    & with all the children’s Smiles…
    I Wish U that ur all dreams comes
    True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*
  • lovely Urdu New Year sms
    Wish You A…Great, Prosperous, Blissful,
    Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing,
    Energetic, Terrific & Extremely …HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.
  • new year night sms
    W
    Y
    H
    WI
    YO
    HA
    WIS
    YOU
    HAP
    WISH
    YOU A
    HAPPY
    *****************
    *NEW YEAR 2012*
    *****************
  • 31 december sms
    May The Year 2012 Bring for You….
    Happiness,Success and filled with
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    Family & Friends….Wishing You
    a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
  • 1 jan sms
    Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
    Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
    Never put Tear, Please Hear,
    I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
    Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!
  • Urdu New Year poemsA Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A
    Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart
    full of Love..All these are my Prayers
    for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2012.
  • Urdu New Year shayari
    Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray
    you lay in rest,God bless you always
    & may New Year 2012..Bring you
    a lot of Love & Happiness.
  • Urdu New Year SMS Messages
    You know God arrange for you..
    12 Months of Love,
    52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
    & 365 days of Happiness.
    So when you Mixed them all..
    You will found a Very Happy Year!
    & I think it’s 2012 My Dear.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Ganpati News - The Best Latest News

Ganpati News - The Best Latest News


IOB 2nd Waitlist Results 2012 for Clerks Recruitment | Daily Latest Results

Posted: 27 Dec 2012 03:03 AM PST

India (DLN): Indian Overseas Bank (IOB) has announced 2nd wait list results for Clerks Recruitment 2012. Candidates can check results of recruitment test for 1500 Clerical Staff. Details of regions allotted to provisionally selected candidates in Waitlist II have been announced.

Read more on IOB 2nd Waitlist Results 2012 for Clerks Recruitment | Daily Latest Results…

Love Poetry in English

Love Poetry in English

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Love Poetry in English

Posted: 27 Dec 2012 09:58 AM PST

Love Poetry in English

Send Free Love Poetry, Love Shayari and Free Poetry to Someone Special. We Have Best Shayari of Love and Love Poetry in Hindi, Urdu & English. Select and Share Love  Poetry and Shayari as Sharing is Caring.

  • Love Text Poems
    A stranger you were once.
    Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
    As our lives engaged,
    you lit my life and I held both your hands.
    Now that decades have passed,
    ours souls have indeed become one.
    How fortunate we are
    that we have found the love so true
    that everyone dreams about.
    - Laura Veronica Merodio
  • Free Love Poems
    You’re my man, my mighty king,
    And I’m the jewel in your crown,
    You’re the sun so hot and bright,
    I’m your light-rays shining down,
    You’re the sky so vast and blue,
    And I’m the white clouds in your chest,
    I’m a river clean and pure,
    Who in your ocean finds her rest,
    You’re the mountain huge and high,
    I’m the valley green and wide,
    You’re the body firm and strong,
    And I’m a rib bone on your side,
    You’re an eagle flying high,
    I’m your feathers light and brown,
    You’re my man, my king of kings,
    And I’m the jewel in your crown.
    - Nima Akbari
  • Love Poetry in English
    Your lips speak soft sweetness
    Your touch a cool caress
    I am lost in your magic
    My heart beats within your chest
    I think of you each morning
    And dream of you each night
    I think of your arms being around me
    And cannot express my delight
    Never have I fallen
    But I am quickly on my way
    You hold a heart in your hands
    That has never before been given away
    - Rex A. Williams
  • Love English Poetry
    I wrote your name in the sky,
    but the wind blew it away.
    I wrote your name in the sand,
    but the waves washed it away.
    I wrote your name in my heart,
    and forever it will stay.
    - Jessica Blade
  • Love is the greatest feeling
    Love is the greatest feeling,
    Love is like a play,
    Love is what I feel for you,
    Each and every day,
    Love is like a smile,
    Love is like a song,
    Love is a great emotion,
    That keeps us going strong,
    I love you with my heart,
    My body and my soul,
    I love the way I keep loving,
    Like a love I can’t control,
    So remember when your eyes meet mine,
    I love you with all my heart,
    And I have poured my entire soul into you,
    Right from the very start.
    - Meghan
  • Love Poems by Crystal Jansen
    I love the way you look at me,
    Your eyes so bright and blue.
    I love the way you kiss me,
    Your lips so soft and smooth.
    I love the way you make me so happy,
    And the ways you show you care.
    I love the way you say, “I Love You,”
    And the way you’re always there.
    I love the way you touch me,
    Always sending chills down my spine.
    I love that you are with me,
    And glad that you are mine.
    - Crystal Jansen
  • Love English Poems
    If I could have just one wish,
    I would wish to wake up everyday
    to the sound of your breath on my neck,
    the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
    the touch of your fingers on my skin,
    and the feel of your heart beating with mine…
    Knowing that I could never find that feeling
    with anyone other than you.
    - Courtney Kuchta
  • Shayari on LoveA gentle word like a spark of light,
    Illuminates my soul
    And as each sound goes deeper,
    It’s YOU that makes me whole
    There is no corner, no dark place,
    YOUR LOVE cannot fill
    And if the world starts causing waves,
    It’s your devotion that makes them still
    And yes you always speak to me,
    In sweet honesty and truth
    Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
    YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof
    So thank you my Love for being there,
    For supporting me, my life
    I’ll do the same for you, you know,
    My Beautiful, Darling Wife.
    - David G. Kelly
  • Love Poems
    My love, I have tried with all my being
    to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
    but nothing seems worthy;
    I know now why Shakespeare could not
    compare his love to a summer's day.
    It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
    of such a creature as thee,
    to simply cast away the precision
    God had placed in forging you.
    Each facet of your being
    whether it physical or spiritual
    is an ensnarement
    from which there is no release.
    But I do not wish release.
    I wish to stay entrapped forever.
    With you for all eternity.
    Our hearts, always as one.
    - Anthony Kolos
  • Love Poetry in English
    A special world for you and me
    A special bond one cannot see
    It wraps us up in its cocoon
    And holds us fiercely in its womb.
    Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
    Gently nestling us to the fold
    Like silken thread it holds us fast
    Bonds like this are meant to last.
    And though at times a thread may break
    A new one forms in its wake
    To bind us closer and keep us strong
    In a special world, where we belong.
    - Sheelagh Lennon

Love Poems

Posted: 27 Dec 2012 09:54 AM PST

Love Poems

Send Free Love Poems, Love Shayari and Love Poetry to Someone Special. We Have Best Shayari of Love and Love Poems in Hindi, Urdu & English. Select and Share Love Poems and Shayari as Sharing is Caring.

  • Love Poetry
    I was sort of hoping,
    That you would come along,
    Like the answer to a prayer,
    And the music to a song.
    Like the kind of thing that happens,
    At a special place and time,
    That will change our lives forever,
    Like a fantasy of mine.
    The fantasy was there before,
    I ever knew your name,
    And now that I have found you,
    We will never be the same.
    So, pardon, if I look at you,
    Forgive me if I stare,
    At the fantasy I knew before,
    I saw you standing there.
    For I was always hoping,
    That you would come along,
    Like the answer to a prayer,
    And the music to a song
    - Rachel
  • Love Poems in English
    Whenever I day dream,
    and day dream I do,
    in my secret garden,
    I day dream of you.
    I day dream of you,
    in a faraway land;
    embracing me tight
    and holding my hand.
    Holding my hand,
    and touching my face.
    Just you and me,
    in this peaceful place.
    In this peaceful place
    a pristine river flows.
    Where the unicorns run,
    a breeze always blows.
    A breeze always blows
    and sings of a song;
    our love in a place
    where you’re never gone.
    Where you’re never gone
    is as it would seem,
    from dusk until dawn,
    whenever I day dream.
    And whenever I day dream,
    and day dream I do,
    in my secret garden,
    I day dream of you.
    - Cassie McNair

Friendship Poems

Posted: 27 Dec 2012 09:52 AM PST

Friendship Poems

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  • My Friend is Best
    My friend, Brielle, is the best.
    She is nicer then the rest.
    When you are sad and have a frown,
    She will turn it upside down.
    Brielle is artistic, creative, too.
    She is always there for you.
    Brielle is so kind, and lots of fun.
    As you can see, she is number one
  • You are a Friend Together
    You’re a friend my companion
    When you come for tea
    You listen to my problems
    And sort them out for me
    With happiness
    With smiles
    With pain and tears
    I know you’ll be there throughout the years
  • Best Friends Love
    If you’re feeling down, turn your frown upside down.
    Put a smile on your face, take the world in your embrace.
    Ask for a little help from the man up above.
    And remember you have your best friends love.
  • Friendship Smile
    A smile is cheer from you to me,
    the cost is nothing its given for free.
    They console the weary and gladden the sad.
    And can make someone happy when they are mad.
    Unlike blessings in which we pray
    its the only thing you keep when you give it away.
  • Best Friends poems
    Best friends stick together till the end,
    They are like a straight line that will not bend.
    They trust each other forever,
    No matter if your apart you are together.
    They can be your hero and save the day,
    They will never leave your side they are here to stay.
    They help you up when you fall,
    Your true friends are best of all.
  • For My Best Friend
    This is for you, my best friend,
    the one person i can tell my soul too
    Who can relate to me like no other
    Who I can laugh with to no extents,
    Who I can cry too when times are tough,
    Who can help me with the problems of my life.
    Never have you turned your back on me
    Or told me I wasnt good enough
    Or let me down
    I don’t think you know what that means to me
    You have went through so much pain and you still have time
    For me.
    And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying
    And I look up too you because you are strong,
    and caring
    and beautiful.
    Even though you don’t think you are.
    And I hope you know that I am always here
    To listen to you laugh and cry and help
    In all the ways that i can
    And I will try to be at least half the friend you are
    To me.
    I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you.
    My best friend.
  • You are Never Alone
    You’re never alone, I’m always near,
    When your troubled, down or blue.
    All you have to do is call me,
    I’m always here for you.
    It doesn’t matter where I’m at,
    It doesn’t matter when.
    When you need someone to talk to,
    I’m here to be your friend.
    If you need someone to hold your hand,
    or a hug to say I care.
    If you need a shoulder to cry on,
    for you I will be there.
    So never think you are a burden,
    when the weight gets to be to much.
    You might find if look hard enough,
    a good friend could be the right touch.
    You’re never alone, I’m always here,
    through the good times and the bad.
    I’m always here to be your friend,
    I don’t like to see you sad.
  • A Friend Like YouEveryone should have
    a friend like you
    You are so much fun to be with
    And you are such a good person
    You crack me up with laughter
    And touch my heart with your kindness
    You have a wonderful ability
    To know when to offer advice
    And when to sit in quiet support
    Time after time
    You’ve come to my rescue
    And brightend so many
    Of my routine days
    And time after time
    I’ve realized how fortunate
    I am that my life includes you
    I really do believe that
    Everybody should have a friend like you
    But so far it looks like
    You are one of a kind!
  • A Friend Most True
    I need to know if you're my true friend,
    will you be by my side until the end?
    Can I tell you my secrets deep,
    and trust them in your heart you'll keep?
    We are neither of us without our flaws,
    can you accept mine as I will yours?
    I'll be a shoulder to cry on when you're blue,
    will you be there for me when I need you?
    No matter how busy I will make time for you,
    if you are busy will you make time for me too?
    I will take your hand and comfort your tears,
    will you hold me and soothe my fears?
    I will give you joy and many warm smiles,
    can we share that even across many miles?
    I will not forget what's important to you,
    will you remember what's important to me too?
    With you my most favourite things I'll share,
    If only I know do you truly care?
    If you can accept me as I do you,
    then I will know you are a friend most true.
  • The Best of Friends
    The best of friends,
    Can change a frown,
    Into a smile,
    when you feel down.
    The best of friends,
    Will understand,
    Your little trials,
    And lend a hand.
    The best of friends,
    Will always share,
    Your secret dreams,
    Because they care.
    The best of friends,
    Worth more than gold,
    Give all the love,
    A heart can hold.

Funny Poems

Posted: 27 Dec 2012 09:49 AM PST

Funny Poems

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    Dil Ka Aashiyan Nhi Sajate
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    Arz Hain..
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