Saturday, December 15, 2012

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Sarkari Jobs: LIC Assistant Engineers Recruitment 2012-13
Buy Personal Care Products at 50% Off @Snapdeal | Sab Muft
Indian Navy Form for SSC Officer (Sports) Recruitment 2012-13 | Daily Latest Results

Sarkari Jobs: LIC Assistant Engineers Recruitment 2012-13

Posted: 15 Dec 2012 05:36 AM PST

India (DLN): Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC) requires Assistant Engineers and Assistant Executive Engineers. Candidates can apply online for Asst. Engineers recruitment 2012-13 in the Administrative Officer cadres.

1. Assistant Engineer (Civil): 10 vacancies. Pay…. Read more: http://www.sarkarijobs.net/2012/12/lic-assistant-engineers-recruitment.html

Buy Personal Care Products at 50% Off @Snapdeal | Sab Muft

Posted: 15 Dec 2012 02:04 AM PST

Snapdeal brings offer on Personal Care products.Buy products at 50 percent discount. Minimum order value should be Rs.500.

step 1: Go to snapdeal.com

Step 2: Go for Personal care products…. Read more: http://www.sabmuft.com/2012/12/buy-personal-care-products-50-snapdeal/

Indian Navy Form for SSC Officer (Sports) Recruitment 2012-13 | Daily Latest Results

Posted: 15 Dec 2012 01:17 AM PST

India (DLN): Indian Navy invites applications for Indian Navy as Short Service Commissioned (SSC) Officer recruitment 2012. Indian Navy vacancies are in in Executive Branch (Sports). Unmarried Sportsmen can apply for Short Service Commissioned (SSC) Officer June-2013 course at Naval Academy.

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Exam Sms Jokes

Posted: 14 Dec 2012 08:38 PM PST

Exam Sms Jokes

Exam Jokes SMS Hindi
Burraaah
Sara Syllabus Parh Liya Ha
Bas Books Or Notes Parhanay Reh Gaye Hain

Say No To Exams
It Takes 15 Trees 2
Produce Da Amount
Of Paper That We
Use 2 Write 1 Exam.
Join Us In Promoting Da Noble
Cause Of Saving Trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS

Engineering Jokes
A Father Asks Peon:
How Are The Studies In This College?
Where Do I See My Son In Future?
Peon: The Future Iz Bright,
I Had Also Completed My Engineering
From The Same College!

Good Professional Exams
To Be A “Good Professional”,
Always Start 2 Study Late For “Exams”.
Because It Teaches
How To Manage “Time” And Tackle “Emergencies”.

The Probability Of A Topic
The Probability Of A Topic
Coming In Exam Increases Exponentially,
If 1 Decides 2 Leave The Topic Completely..

Teacher Student Jokes
600 Pages Ki Buk Ko Kitne Din Main Padha Ja Skta Hai..
WRITER-6 Months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- Pehle Ye Batao Exam Kab Ha.

Examination Hall Jokes
Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World.
It Functions 24hrs A Day, 365days A Year.
It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born,
And Stop Only When We Enter The Examination Hall.

Maths Teacher Jokes
Maths Teacher Asked Ali:
If You Have 12chocolates
And You Give 5 To SARAH,
3 To Aysha And 4 To Farah
What Will You Get?
Ali Replied:
3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ

Law Of Answering In Examination
The Law Says
If U Can?T Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is Law Of Answering In Examination

Beso Of Luck In Exams
All I Want You Is To Be Courageous
Be Calm And
Be Self Equipped With Facts And Figures
To Conquer This Exams Battle.I Wish You Is Best Of Luck In Your Exams

GS WEBZONE

Saturday, December 15, 2012