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| Posted: 17 May 2010 12:25 PM PDT Husband : “tera viah to pehla koi boyfriend c?” Wife khamosh rehndi hai… Husband : “Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?” Wife : “moya sabar rakh..ginn ta laen de.” ***************** Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, aur…. WIFE : aur KYA? Tell me aur Kya? Wife shouted : Tell me aur kya? Husband : aur laanat hai aisi zindagi pe….! ***************** Shaadi K Dusre Din Beti Apni Maa Se :”Aaj Meri Unse Ladai Ho Gayi. Maa : “Beta Shadi Me Jhagde To Hote Rehte Hai Beti : “Woh To Thik Hai Par Ab”LAASH”Ka Kya Karu… |
| HINDI / ENGLISH SMS FUNNY MESSAGES Posted: 17 May 2010 12:20 PM PDT gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha! viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga! gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!! ********************* After T20 dhoni wears a salwar, covers face with shawl and sits in a bus next to a girl, Girl : r u Dhoni ? Dhoni : how do u know? Girl : I am yuvraaj !!!! ******************* A lady to doctor: Mera beta bike se gir gya. Dr.: I dont know Hindi, Tell me in English. Lady: My londa gironda from Hero Honda, Broken haddi, kar de patti. |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 10:16 AM PDT Gandhiji marne se pehle kya the? socho …… socho …… socho ….. zinda….. **************** gnmngkqrqqpp tmdgmjatpmjd atnhkusbenxq Khnebvxrnk gm Hmkajmu K k hkmdajgm.lmea Peeche Hat jao.. Sms pagal Ho Gya h..!! *************** JAAN maango to JAAN denge, DIL maango to DIL denge, DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge, Kyunki Teeno film ki C.D. mere pass hai. |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 10:00 AM PDT Log kehte hai Dukh bura hota hai Jab aata hai to rulata hai par Hum kehte hai Dukh achha hota hai Jab aata hai Tab Apno ki pechan to karata hai ******************* Zamane ki har jannat apke liye hogi ye aasma zami apke liye hogi hum se keh b n paoge uske pehle hamare hisse ki hr Khushi apke liye hogi ******************** Kabhi insan galat ya sahi nahi hota Waqt use galat ya sahi banata hai Koi dekhta hai kichad me kamal Aur kisiko chand me dag najar aata hai. |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 09:55 AM PDT Santa’s son after being beaten by his mom preeto was sitting. Santa came and asked “what happened son?” son said “i can t adjust with ur wife anymore.i want my own” **************** Ek bar Santa sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha, why? 1. dobara revision na karna pare 2. apne uper nazar rahe 3. He likes combine study . ***************** Santa was filling a slambook. He didnt knw d meaning of zodiac sign. He turnd d previous page & saw dat sumbody had written Cancer, so he wrote BAVASIR |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 09:43 AM PDT Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans lene mein problm aati hai… Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah subah baba ramdev ke chele saari oxygen khinch lete hain…. *********************** SANTA 2 BANTA : zara car se bahar dekhna ki indicators chal rahe hai ki nahi BANTA bahar dekh kar : haan,nahi,haan,nahi, haan,nahi,haan,nahi *************************** Santa (Ladki k saath flirt krte hue) : Aur soniye k haal hai.. Ladki (ghuse se) : jo teri behan ka h.. Santa (hans kr) : acha acha, te Tuhada V kaka hon wala Hai |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 09:33 AM PDT Student ne hawa me coin uchhala: Head aaya ..to sounga.. Tail aaya… to film dekhu ga.. Agr Coin Khada rha…to Gane sunuga Or agr hawa me rha to.”Ma Kasam Padhunga”.. ****************** Icc T-20 ka JUNOON- Wife TV par match dekh rhi thi. Husband smart banke aaya aur bola- DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU? Tabhi wife zor se chillayi.. “CHHAKKAAA” ********************* Fan pe latki Mundi. Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma. Bed-k-niche bethi Chudel. Parde-k-piche sarkati Laash. In-sabki tarf dhyan mat dena. Aram se sona.gud.9t… |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 09:24 AM PDT Save girls !! Not tigers !! Only 824 left per 1000 men. Saving tigers wont help! You cant take a tigeress on a date…. **************** 1920 ka bahut famous sms. ? ? us time mobile tha ? jo sms hoga ! Tum log bhi na… sms ka naam suna nahi button dabane lag jate ho.. *********************** 2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein Admit the… Pehla cockroach (sympathy k saath): “Kya ‘Baygon’ se.?” Dusra: “Nahi re ‘Paragon se.. |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 09:07 AM PDT Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki. Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai. Santa-Haan Banta-Phir? Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai ********************************* Zamindar : Mere paas itni zmeen h, agar M Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Adhi Zmeen B Nhi Dekh Pau Santa : Hmare Paas B Pehle Aisi Hi KHATARA Car thi **************************** Santa:Teri wife d maut da bda afsos hoya,ki hoya si? Banta:Goli lagi si mathey wich. Santa:Waheguru da shukar kar ki akh bach gayi nai te anni ho jandi. |
| Posted: 17 May 2010 09:02 AM PDT 1 truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kar le ja raha tha . yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se hasne laga aur bola ek rassi ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck ************************* Santa thought to become a great scientst like Newton. After long research He wrote d 4th law of motion “Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”.. ************************** English Teacher: “Who killed the cat?” Begin this sentence wid “By”. Santa: “By the way who killed the Cat?” |
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