Monday, August 16, 2010

Funny SMS

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Patni : Arey Sasurji Ne D

Patni : Arey Sasurji Ne Doosri Shaadi Ker li aapne Unko Kuch nahi Bola ??
Pati : Kyonki Unhone mujhse wada kia hai ki koi aacha rishta dekhke Teri bhi Shaadi kerwa Dunga...


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Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Gh

Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa ..
Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ??
Chor : Miyaun
Maalik : Kaun Hai ??
Chor : Miyaaun
...Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ??
Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!!!


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The 2 Dangerous Weapons i

The 2 Dangerous Weapons in This World Other than The Nuclear Bombs...
1. A Girl's Smile
2. A Girl's Tears
Both Make Men to Do Anything..!!


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Husband To Wife : Tum Mer

Husband To Wife : Tum Meri Zindagi mein ho Aur....
Wife : Aur kya ??
Husband : Aur...
Wife shouted : Aur kya batao bhi....?
Husband : Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe ..


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A cute Love Story with a

A cute Love Story with a Happy Ending ...
1 day, Somebody Proposed you .. And You Said 'Not Intrested'... & in this Way .. Somebody lived a Happy Life Forever..!!!


Santa Banta SMS

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Santa : Banta Suna hai tu

Santa : Banta Suna hai tum apni biwi ke saath bartan dhote ho ...!!!
Banta : Haan Yaar to Kya hua woh bhi toh mere saath kapde Dhoti hai..!!
Santa : Fir Theek hai ...!!!


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Ek Ladka Apni Gfriend ka

Ek Ladka Apni Gfriend ka Gift dekh ke Behosh ho gaya..
Gift mein ek Love letter tha aur ek rakhi thee...
Love Letter mein Likha Tha : My Love whenever i see you ... Mujhe Mera Bhai yaad aa jaata hai ... !!


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Santa Dukandaar Se : Jald

Santa Dukandaar Se : Jaldi se MaccharDani Do Mujhe Bus Pakadni hai ..!!
Dukandaar : Sorry Mere pass Itni Badi Macchardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi jaa sake ..!!


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Baccha : Miss Main Aapko

Baccha : Miss Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta hu ?
Miss : So Sweet
Baccha : Toh main Apne Mom-Dad ko aapke Ghar kab Bheju...
Miss : woh Kyon ?
Baccha : Taaki Woh Humari Baat Chalayein..
...Miss : What ?
Baccha : Tution Ke Liye


Advice SMS

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An idea Can Change Your L

An idea Can Change Your Life But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas... So Always Change Your Girlfriends to Get New Ideas..
What An Idea Sirji ...!!!


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Brilliance Proved :
Te

Brilliance Proved :
Teacher : Which is The first Silent Hindi Film ??
Student : If the Film was Silent How u knw It was in Hindi ????


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Mele Mein Announce Ho Rah

Mele Mein Announce Ho Raha tha :
EK BACCHA MILA HAI...JIN KA BACCHA HO AAKE LE JAAYE ...
Santa Aaya aur kehne laga : Oye mujhe bhi Dikhao JIN KA BACCHA kaisa hota hai


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A Sweet Naughty Quote : '

A Sweet Naughty Quote : 'IT'S BETTER TO FLIRT FLIRT & FLIRT RATHER THAN LOVING SOMEONE & GETTING HURT HURT & HURT


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Wife: You know, when I ta

Wife: You know, when I talk to u my tension goes away.
Husband: Oh no! It does not go away. It is passed on to me.


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