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2 bachon ki Maa teesri dafa shadi kar ra2 bachon ki Maa teesri dafa shadi kar rahi thi…
Nikah k wakt chota bacha ronay laga…
Maa boli: chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon g
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dr. apko kya problem hai patiient.. loosdr. apko kya problem hai patiient.. loose motion dr. kitne loose pationt.. boht loose .dr.. phir b kitne pationt ..intay loose ke ap graray kar saktay ho
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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganaypathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
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"A TRUE LOVE STORY"kisi drakht pe ik"A TRUE LOVE STORY"
kisi drakht pe ik ullu baita krta tha.
ek din wo drakht kat diya gaya..
drakht bht khush hua k shukar ab hum pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITHAY GA.
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq mai mil gaye jb…
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bana diya gaya.
or
AAJ BHI US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI.
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Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
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Fact about women:They can see a hairFact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
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Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha ThTitanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida….
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Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habiWoman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping. What should I give to cure him?
Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he's awake..
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Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker daBoy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga
Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?
Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..
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Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadiLarki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.
Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..
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