Saturday, November 20, 2010

Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

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Jokes SMS

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Boss: 2day is my wife`s b

Boss: 2day is my wife`s b`day. I want 2 please her when I go home this evening. Can u suggest anything?
Secretary: I suggest u remove that lipstick 4m ur face.


Santa Banta SMS

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Wife SMS

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Inspector: It says that t

Inspector: It says that the man was shot by his wife at close range.
Expert: Then there must have been powder marks on the body.
Inspector: That is why she shot him.


Wife SMS

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One of the best msgs that

One of the best msgs that I have received...
Life is beautiful
Terms & Conditions of wife apply.


Santa Banta SMS

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Banta: What was the real

Banta: What was the real reason of your divorce?
Santa: Our marriage.


Jokes SMS

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A Married Man Have An Aff

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary
.
One Day They Went On Date
&
Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While
...Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes
&
Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home
.
Wife Asked "Where You Were ?
.
He Replied,I Cant Lie To U, I'm Having An Affair And Coming From Date
.
.
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay!
Cricket Khail K A


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Love SMS

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when yOu smile i smile wd

when yOu smile i smile wd yOu......
when yOu cry i feel it tOo...


Love SMS

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'The shortest word I know

'The shortest word I know is �i�.. the sweetest word I know is �love�.. and the person I never forget is �you�...'.


Love SMS

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TUM JAHAN PAR BETH K JATE

TUM JAHAN PAR BETH K JATEY HO,
JIS CHEEZ KO HATH LAGATEY HO,
MAIN WAHEEN PE BETHI REHTI HOON,
US CEEZ KO CHHOTI REHTI HOON,
MAIN AISI MOHABBAT KARTI HOON,
...TUM KESI MOHABBAT KARTEY HO?????????....


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