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The Joke on Rabri Devi and Lalu prasaad (English) Posted: 19 Apr 2011 11:16 PM PDT A very nice joke can be shared on Facebook and orkut.. Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, “What are all those clocks?” Yamraj answered, “Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?” “That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.” “And whose clock is that?” “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.” Rabri asked, “Where’s my Laloo’s clock?” “Laloo”s clock is in my office”, replied yamraj, “I’m using it as a ceiling fan.” Also Try Following : You have to laugh.. (thinking?) Blonde Goes Shopping-Famous Joke-Funny Orkut joke What if you do not have an email address:A fun scrap/message Wife of Aman and Milkman (Orkut JOKEs) Access orkut n facebook behind firewall - unblock now! Way to gain friends and knowledge ! Get your message published or tell us what you need?

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