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| HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS JOKES 2011 Posted: 11 Jun 2011 05:11 AM PDT Father:Tum ne aj tak koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se mera sir ouncha hua ho? Son: Jee papa yaad kijiye ek dafa maine ap ke sir ke neechay do takiye rakhay the. ******************************** "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!" "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!" |
| Posted: 11 Jun 2011 05:08 AM PDT Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years." |
| Posted: 11 Jun 2011 05:07 AM PDT The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. |
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