Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Aprilfool funny sms collection

Aprilfool funny sms collection

Aprilfool funny sms collection

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:27 PM PDT

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Father son jokes in hindi :mere peeche deewaar bhi ha

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:39 PM PDT

Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!"
Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!"

Hindi Aprilfool sms : Mai April aur tu...

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:19 PM PDT

ऐसा दोस्ताना हमारा ,
मई कस्ती तू किनारा,
मै धनुष तू तीर,
मै मटर तू  पनीर,
मै वर्षा तू बादल,
मै राजमा तू चावल,
मै हॉट तू  कूल ,
मै अप्रैल तू ......?

Funny hindi joke:Ek Mulakat Jaruri Hai Sanam

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:19 PM PDT


kid smoking
Madam:-Bachho
Jinda Rehne ki liye kya Jaruri Hai?
Boy:-Itna bhi nahi pta Madam ji,Jinda rehnne ke liye Teri Kasam Ek
Mulakat Jaruri Hai Sanam.

Quotes : All Fools day

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:18 PM PDT

  • Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.--Bible 22:15
  • Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for eternal wisdom created nothing under the sun in vain. -- Kahlil Gibran
  • you many fool all the people some of the the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.  -- Abraham Lincoln
  • He dares to be fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom. -- James G Huneker
  • People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fool. --- Alice Walker
  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh-at yourself. -- Ethel Barrymore

Aprilfool new funny sms collection

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:29 PM PDT

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Aprilfool sms : all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 10:32 PM PDT

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Posted by Suresh at 11:10 PM

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