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funny drinking quotes daru sms n messages Posted: 15 Mar 2010 08:33 PM PDT Hey checkout new collection of funny drinking quotes,sms,n messages. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."  "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."   "The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully."  "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink." "People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

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