Thursday, March 25, 2010

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes


FACEBOOK ONE LINER STATUS / SMS QUOTES

Posted: 25 Mar 2010 01:52 AM PDT

The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself

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much food brings on indigestion,much talkings on trouble

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Cowards die many a death but the brave only once

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it is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating

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hold fast to dreams ,for it dreams die,life is a broken bird that cannot fly

latest one liner sms quotes / quotations

Posted: 25 Mar 2010 01:38 AM PDT

when u go in search of honey u must expect to b stung by a bee

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killing time is not murder ,its suicide

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There is no education like adversity

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doubt whom u will,but never doubt yourself

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A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit

SMS one liner Quotes / Quotations

Posted: 25 Mar 2010 01:15 AM PDT

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed

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Never share your secrets with your superiors

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Do not show your teeth if you cannot bite

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Adversity introduces a man to himself

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Never answer a letter wen you are angry

LATEST SEND ME SMS MESSAGES

Posted: 24 Mar 2010 09:34 AM PDT

Jis Tareh Exam Me

Ques Assan Hote Hai

Aur Ans Muskil,

Usi Tereh Apke Liye

SMS Padhna Bahut Assan He

Per Fwd Kerna Bahut Muskil.

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Dil mein ek shor ho raha ha,

bina SMS dil bore ho raha ha,

Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,

mujhse door ho raha ha.

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U Look Sweet when U Open MY sms,

U Look Sweeter when U Read and smile,

But U Look Sweetest when U Reply,

So Always Try to Look Sweetest…

SMS ME

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Is Had Tak Hamain Sataya Na Karon,

Jaan Boojh Kar Bhool Jaya Na karon,

Jab Hum Ek SmS Kar Dain To,

Phir Apne SmS Ka Intizar Na Karwaya Karo.

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PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

SMS PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek SMS Kr dena

SMS ME FREE ONLINE TEXT MESSAGES

Posted: 24 Mar 2010 09:03 AM PDT

You May Have 3 Reasons for Not SMSing Me:

1. No Balance.

2. No Free SMS Package.

Or

3. No guts to Disturb a Prince

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A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes

bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall.

A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but

sum where a heart remembers u when it

receives your sms.

Keep SMS‘ing

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Doctors prescription 4 u…

A cute little smile 4 breakfast,

More laughs 4 lunch,

And lots of happiness 4 dinner…

Doctor’s fees?

A SMS whenever u r free….

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My cell phone loves it ,

when u sms,

its little face lights up,

bursts in to beeps

and has ur name written all over it.

I think u should sms more often,

i think it likes u!

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Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk, they send SMS

ENGLISH / HINDI SEND ME SMS

Posted: 24 Mar 2010 08:53 AM PDT

Aaj Newspaper me padha ki doston

ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!

To aaj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi re!

NEWSPAPER

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My mobile had an accident with motorola

admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar.

Dr nokia says matter is serious.

SMS needed.So plz donate.

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Kanjosi ki zindagi kya jeena yaro

kabhi hamari tarha bhi jeya karo

roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati

kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.

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Sitm sahny ke b had hoti hy,

kisi ko satany k b had hoti hy,

sms bhjny k koshish kro janab,

mufat k sms parhny k b had hoti hy.

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Money says EARN me lot,

Time says PLAN me lot,

Flower says LOVE me lot,

Study says LEARN me lot,

SMS says SEND me lot,

& I say REMEMBER me lot…

SEND ME HINDI / ENGLISH SMS

Posted: 24 Mar 2010 08:51 AM PDT

Relationship is like a Garden.

It’s beautiful when watered

with…love, hugs, tears & cheers.

But it dries up if left untouched…

so plz keep in touch

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Dil ki mehfil mei Ujala kijeye,

Roz pyar bhare sms bheja kijeye,

Zndagi khubsurat ban jayegi Janab,

Apnon k liye Waqt nikala kijiye

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Heart can Skip beat for a while…

Memories can be kept in d file…

A desert can be replaced by Nile.

But nothing can stop a smile,

when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

SMS ME

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ek SMS roz, keep your friend close;

ek din me paanch, dosti mai na aye aanch;

ek din mai dus ,mile dosti ka rus;

ek din mai bees, phele ek to bhejo plz

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A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari

uski muje puri ha

jaankari…

To phir dikha apni dildari aur

bhej itne SMS

ke aane na paye

meri bari….

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