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| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:55 AM PDT ek halki si muskurahat hazaro dil jeet skti hai, hans k to dikhao ,,//,, (@..@) (<..>) aye hye mehfil loot li zalim ne….! ***************** height of respect main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de aata hun ke kahin teacher ye na kahe ki agay se jawab deta hai . . . . ********************** how newton got his 2nd law? 1 day he kicked a goat with a force “f”,then it made a sound “ma” so he formulated 2nd law”f=ma. what n experiment..! |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:51 AM PDT hundred words don’t give pain.. but, a true friend’s silence …..hurts a lot… .especially in the exam hall..! ****************** every time i miss you, a star falls. so if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! ******************** friends r gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness n trimmed vth kisses n smiles,given by god 2 stay not just 4 a day,but 4 life. |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:47 AM PDT a special breakfast 4 u, in de hotel of my heart, a boul of love, a spoon of care, in the pot of happiness, dish is friendship, pay the bill by missing me. ************** gudmorning note: godsays,”don’t luk around,u will b impressed don’t luk dwn, u will b depressed jus look at me & u will b blessed. *************** mörñiñg is ä wöñdérfül öppörtüñity tö wish tö lövé tö cäré tö smilé äñd tö see yöu iñ gööd mööd gööd mörñiñg. hävé ä lövély day. |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:39 AM PDT edison has rightly said, “a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer” now u know why all of us are speechless during viva..!! *************** son : dad jaan kahan se nikalti hai? dad : sharir se. son : galat! khidki se. dad : woh kaise? son : kal raat ko didi ek ladke ko keh rahi thi, jaan khidki se nikal jao… **************** money saving idea by sardar: sardar ne ghar k upar wale hisse me paint kiya or niche wale hisse me likha .”same as above” what n idea sardarji. . . |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:36 AM PDT harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. dravid: what happened, its not 50 or 100! harbhajan: yes, but the students understand the importance… ******************** (-,-) gal <)(> suno! ][ twanu meri yaad nai aandi? nahi chalo koi gal nai? mainu kehdi andi ae par fir v i miss u yaar:-) ************ beti-papa me maa bannewali hu. papa-besharm ye kya keh rahi ho? beti-apne hi to kaha tha jb tak me kuch ban nhi jati aap scooty nhi dilayenge |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:33 AM PDT ek angrez PUNJABI sikhne Punjab aya aur picchle 15 din humare ghar raha. he finally learnt 2 sentences: 1. shukar eh, light aa gayi. 2. fitte muh fer chali gayi. *************** aaj maine 1 jaan bachai pucho kaise? maina bhikhari ko pucha1000 ka note du to kya karega? bola-khushi se mar jaunga maine nhi diya kaha jaa jeele apni zindagi. *************** line maarne k 3 mazedaar tareeke 1.pencil se. 2.pen se. 3.marker se!!!!!- |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:29 AM PDT Delhi studnt : exam thik tha. Mumbai studnt : exam mast raha. Amrtsr studnt : exam changa tha. UP studnt : exam ko mar goli, bagal wali ladki set ho gai yar. **************** teacher : shadi kya hai? student : kunwaro ke liye “alpenlibie” jee lalchaye rha na jaye aur shadishuda ke liye “choloromint” dubara mat puchhna….. ************* son was crying. dad came and asked “why r u crying? tell me, m ur friend na?!” son : kuch nahi yaar.. teri wali faltu mei marti rehti hai muje. |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2010 10:24 AM PDT do aalsi so rahe the, tabhi ek chor unka kambal le bhaga. 1 aalsi chor..chor..! dusra aalsi:chup chap soja, jab takiya lene aayega tab pakad lenge.. *************** height of dhoka… hstel studnt 2his frnd : “yaar dhoka ho gya”. frnd : kyu? studnt : yaar kitab k paise mangvaaye the,gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di !! boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai… pehla : wo kisi ajnabi ladki ko lift nahi dete aur dusra wo kisi ladki ko ajnabi nahi samjhte. *************** sardar was frustrated from jokes made on him. so he went to his wife and said, “mujhe kuchh aisa suna jisme main involved na hoon.” (wife)-”i am pregnant” |
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