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Husband & wife are like liver and kidneyHusband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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U r very special to me.I don't wantU r very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like u.
I Always pray that u should b safe.
So plz
B careful whenever u jump from
Tree To Tree;
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cheese is cheese, butter is butter,icheese is cheese, butter is butter,
if u forgot me,i will through u in gutter.
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Shadi ke dusre din beti apni maa se -"aaShadi ke dusre din beti apni maa se -"aaj meri unse ladai ho gayi"
Maa -"Beta shadi ke baad jhagde to hote rahte hai
Beti -"Vo to thik hai par ab"LAASH" ka kya karu ?
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U r the ACCENT of my Life,U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: UFATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They"Re Below C Level
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Pappu was writing his father's name on aPappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.InsteadGang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Sardar Wants To Get Married.He GaveSardar Wants To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
"WIFE WANTED"
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
"PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"
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a87;Q:What is the difference between a wa87;Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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