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Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! That�s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions." |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam. |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.Santa doesn�t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!Santa: Why don't u cook something else. |
Posted: SMS | Love SMS | Funny SMS | Text Sms messages At Efreesms.com anta: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.(Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. |
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