Sunday, March 14, 2010

Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS

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What's Ford?
Santa: Ga

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi


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Santa: My mother-in-law w

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That�s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."


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Q: Why was Santa writing

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


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Santa & Banta got tired o

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.


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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji,

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


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Banta sent sms to Santa:

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan


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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.


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A lady calls Santa for re

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn�t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out


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Lady to inspector Santa:

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.


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anta: Itne kam marks? Do

anta: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.(
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.


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