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| LATEST APRIL FOOL DAY SMS 2010 Posted: 18 Mar 2010 03:00 AM PDT If people says u are crazy, b patient if they say u r monkey, relax. if they say u r stupid, b cool but if they say u r smart, Thapar mar saale ko. (April Fool) *************** In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…! ************** Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna Warna GADHA mar jayega ************** 1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike: . . . . . . . . . Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main. ****************** True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need a true love…….. spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. |
| Posted: 18 Mar 2010 02:46 AM PDT It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it & remove all doubts ************* Congratulations! Hritik Roshan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai Film Ka Name hai Bayghairut zameen per ************* WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WONT WORK AGAIN ************* Since I have met u, I have realized that a friend like you Is worth million dollars… So, if u don't mind…… May I sell you? ************** A Day Will Come When the Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav to Wait For 11 days Till Ur Birthday THAT IS April 1st *************** |
| APRIL FOOL’S DAY EVE / ADVANCE SMS Posted: 18 Mar 2010 02:32 AM PDT 31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools… **************** Agar apse koi kahe k aap "GOODLOOKING"ho "SMART"ho or "GENIOUS"ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI……! ***************** Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 14 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 14 Days it's 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2010. **************** Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style and attitude kick them How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st? **************** In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST april fool !!!!!!!!!! |
| APRIL FOOL SMS HINDI / ENGLISH Posted: 18 Mar 2010 02:08 AM PDT Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal , mai rajma tu chawal, mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool ***************** You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. **************** You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi… ****************** Go to write msg option. Turn T9 dictionary on and then write: 277451366514612382623 and then see the magic HavE FuN (';’) **************** God Made A Daylight N Called Sun, God Made A Entertatemaint N Called Fun, God Made A Nightlight N Called Moon, God Made U And Called it Cartoon. |
| ENGLISH / HINDI FRIENDSHIP SMS Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:53 AM PDT Pal “pal” trse they jis “pal”k liye, Vo Pal aya b to kuch “pal”k liye, socha tha usey zindagi ka hasin”pal”bna lenge, wo”pal”ruka b to bs 1″pal k liye. *********** SURAJ KI HAR KIRAN ROSHINI DE APKO FULON KI HAR KALI KUSHBOO DE APKO HUM TO KUCH DENE KE KABIL NAHIN PAR DENE WALA HAR KUSHI DE APKO. *********** Palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam nahi, dosto ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi! AAP hame bhul jao is baat me dum nahi, kyoki koi hame bhul jaye itne bure hum nahi!. *********** Dard aur gam se aap anjan rahe, kushiyon se aapki pehchan rahe, hamare dil ki yahi dua hai, aapke SWEET SWEET chehre par hamesha muskaan rahe… *********** 2 things r never defined in whole life, 1 is luv: b’coz u nvr know who loves u so much. 2nd is friend: b’coz U nvr know how déèply they care about u |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:49 AM PDT My wishes r silent but true, every wher dey vil folo u, luck is urs, wishes r mine, i wish ur present n futur always shine…. ***********
Today there’s a gift 4 all d sweet hearted persons & u r one of them .**, , ** * * * *. .* “*,,*” *********** I Wish Ur Life Soft As Silk White As Milk Sweet As Honey Full Of Money May All Ur Dreamz Come True This Wish Is Only 4 U. *********** When we pray we don’t see God. But we know He listens. When I send sms to U, I don’t see U. But I know, U’ll think of me with a Sweet Smile… . *********** God givs u challenges & difficulties in lyf. Dn’t jst “GO” thru dem, bt “GROW” thru dem. Let d dificulties knw hw dificult u r 2 b chalenged. |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:45 AM PDT Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rkho Kbhi kisi k DiLse mat khelo Kyun ki DiL ek hi hota hai Agr khelna hi hai toh “KIDNEY”se khelo wo 2 hoti hai. khelo yaar khelo ************* Pappu: Sharab pite pite rone laga. Dost: Kya hua, ro kyu rahe ho. Pappu: Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha.. ********************* PAPPU ne makhi ke pankh tod ke kaha, Udh ja But Makhi nahi udi. PAPPU: Sabit hua, agar makhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makhi sun nahi sakti! ********************* Innocent baby handling his crush- Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki Bauht Koshish Krta hun, Pr Kya karo mumy roz BADAAM Khila Deti H, Aur tumhari Yaad Fir aa Jati hai ***************** A man kills DEER (hiran) & cooks it & doesnt tell kids what it is. He gives a Clue”ITS WHAT UR MOM CALLS ME (DEAR)!” Son screams:Koi mat khana,KUTTA hai |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:42 AM PDT Je computer PUNJABI vich hove, ta options ki hon ge: Send= SUTTO Find= LABBO Download= THALLE LAO Delete= MITTI PAO Ctrl+Alt+Del= SYAPA HI MUKAAO!! ************ Population control system in bihar….. HUM DO HAMARE DO uske baad jitne ho, saare j&k bhej do… ************* BOY: ? GIRL: $ B: @ G: ~ B: * G: ! Kuch Samjhe? Kya Samajh Me Aayega wo dono Goongay he Isharo Me baate kar rahe he? ************ Indian Cricket Team or ’shit’ me Ek samanta batao…? nhi pta, Are Bhai,. ‘Dhoni’ yaha b h or Dhoni waha b h.. ************ Once there was a crow. Uton pendi c snow Crow ne piti wine, Crow bangea Lion Ohne road te mareya lalkara, Truck thale aa ke margea vichara Moral: Ghar beh k pio |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:39 AM PDT R U still soying? The birds r chillaying murga is kukrukuing Sun is nikling flowers r khushboo maring Mor is nachig all r Kahing 2 U gd morn……. ********************* Andhera Is Hoing! Dogs R Bhonking! Bats R Uding! Stars R Timtimaing! & U R Still Jaging! Go2 Bed & Do…. Soing-Soing! GUD Nind…. Swt DRMs- ************************ Go 2 ur sofT sofT Bed, close ur TeeNy MeeNy Eyes. Take a JoLLy woLLy smile n say 2 ur self gOOd niGht from myside. Hv a sweet dreamful night. ********************* A big ‘GoooOOOOOOOOOD mrng’ to my golumolu sweet lovin sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey diped cheez meltin orange juicy spicy frnd *********************** GEt uP fRoM uR sofT sofT Bed, oPeN uR TeeNy MeeNy Eyes. tAke a JoLLy woLLy sMile n sAy to Ur sLf gOOd mORNinG frOm MySide.HaVe a wONDeRfUlL dAy. GOOD MORNING.. |
| Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:36 AM PDT Name- Rooplal DOB-15/10/67 Weight-101 kg Height-4″7 Color-black Birth place-bihar Dream- shadi krunga to sirf Is sms padne wale se agr wo hasi to fasi… ****************** Agar Apko Koi B Anjaan Parcal Mile To Kripya Use Na Khole Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti H Apki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Mera DIWANA Bana Sakti He ******************* Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai… . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho. ***************** Kripya Dhyaan Dein, ……………. ……………. ……………. Dhyaan Dene Ke liye Shukriya. Hum kal fir dhyaan lagyege. *************** Kisi ko yaad karna kisi ko yaad aana naseeb naseeb mein hota hai, dil unhi ko yaad karta hai jo dil ke bahut kareeb hota hai… |
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