Saturday, August 7, 2010

Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS

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Santa Banta SMS

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Banta: U get marry with S

Banta: U get marry with Santa after my death,
Preeto: But why? He is ur no. 1 enemy,
Banta: This is only way to take revenge with Santa


Santa Banta SMS

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Teacher: Name an animal w

Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land & water?
Santa: Frog.
Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals?
Santa: Frog`s mom, frog`s dad & his son.


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Santa film Director: U ha

Santa film Director: U have 2 jump into a swimming pool from a 100ft.
Actor: But I don`t know swimming.
Santa: Don`t worry there is no water.


Love SMS

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LOVE is not a VIRUS!!!!!!

LOVE is not a VIRUS!!!!!!



BUT






it should BE!!!


Love SMS

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Har nazar nazar me ek kas

Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek liye TAJ MAHAL banana�
Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai.


Wife SMS

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Jab jab hame pyaas lagti

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki deewangi mein hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.


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