Monday, October 11, 2010

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

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Kuch is tara dosti nibaye

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..


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Larki ka bap larki se: ji

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha


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Smart boss + smart employ

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
We are the 1st option!


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GirL:
Jab tum ko fone

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon


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Jab light ho out of contr

Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???

Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga

Tar utha Kunda laga

Kunda laga k bol bhayya

AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......


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Wife husband say :
aji

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain


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Wife husband say :
aji

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain


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The best leader is the on

The best leader is the one who has sense enough to
pick good men to do what he wants done
and self restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it


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You're such a great boss

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rushmore.
We'll handle things here until you get back.
Happy Boss's Day!


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Thank you just isn't enou

Thank you just isn't enough! You're the best! Happy Boss Day!


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One can pay back the loan

One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
You are one such person for me. Happy Boss Day!


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I feel a very unusual sen

I feel a very unusual sensation
if it is not indigestion
I think it must be gratitude.
That too, for you. Happy Boss Day!


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Pressure cooker ne karaha

Pressure cooker ne karahai se pucha k tm itni kali ho
koi cream q ni use krti?

Karahai boli mein jitni b kali sahi,
seetiyan to tum phir b martay ho:-D


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Agr Dil ka nam Anda hota

Agr Dil ka nam Anda hota to films k nam kuch yuon hote.

+Hum Anda De Chuke Sanum.
+Ye Anda Aapka Hua.
+Hum Aap K Ande Me Rehte Hein.
+Ande Waly Dulhaniya Le Jayenge.
+Ande jale.
+Anda He To Hy.
+Ande B Tere Hum B Tere.
+Ande Tere Nam.
+Hamara Anda Aapke Pas hy.
+Anda Dia Dard Lya.
+Anda Apna Dard Paraya.
+Ande Ka Kya Qasoor.
+Andon K Sodagar.


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