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A crazy family trying to escape from police

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:22 AM PDT

Read this interesting joke in which you will get know that how to make a policeman fool. In this joke you will read about a crazy family who attending all crime but still trying to escape from police. You must share this joke with your friend to make them laugh. So, read this joke I am sure you will like it.

Police wale ne car
wale ko roka- yeh suraksha
week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye
aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya
karoge ?
car driver- mein iss inaam
se apna driving license
banwaunga.
pichli seat par baithi uski maa
boli-iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.
uske papa bole-muje pata tha ki
chori ki car me hm zyada dur
nhi ja payenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-bhai
hmne border par kar lia kya ?

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Daily Trading Levels , MCX Supports And Resistance , Commodities , Base Metals

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 03:43 AM PDT

BASE METALS

Copper : Trend Sideways - Range Bound -
Important Resistance 411-412 ,Close above same one can expect levels of 419-420.

On downside 398-399 Important Support range. Below which we can test 385/390
Levels on upside 405-408.5-411-413

Lead : Trend Up

Lead reverses from major resistance zone given earlier Major Resistance zone remains at 116-116.5
Sustained move above 116-116.5 can do 118.5-119 on upside
On downside 112.5-113 support for intraday.. 107.5-108 Major Support range for the comm

Zinc : Trend Slightly Bullish

Zinc reverses from major resistance zone given earlier Major Resistance zone remains at 116-116.5
ABove 101.5 if sustains then may do 103-103.5

MInor Support at 98-98.5. On downside 95-95.5 Important Support range

Nickel : Trend Sideways

Important Support near 955-960 Levels , Major Resistance zone 1000-1005 on Upside
Nickel buy above 1000-1005 range with stop of 990, can do 1035/1040 on upside
Trend Reversal if it closes above 1010.. Levels on downside 980-960-950

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