| funny whatsapp status messages Posted: 16 Feb 2015 07:23 PM PST Hey we know what you are looking for :), who is not crazy about updating daily status and display pic on whatsapp. Even I love to put crazy images as my dp and status as well. So in this post I am trying to share some nice, crazy, super funny whatsapp status messages. Top 50 Very funny Whatsapp Status: - Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
- Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
- Save Water, Drink Beer!!
- Everything is rightly confused.
- Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
- The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
- Rules are made to be break.
- If you can't the thing, Move on: D
- Only brain is works more...if you use it more.
- Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
- Only you can work better.
- Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
- Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.
- Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
- 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
- 3 mistakes of everyone's life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
- If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
- Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
- Is it vodka o'clock yet?
- Keep calm, stay happy.
- I don't get drunk, i get awesome.
- Great power comes with great electricity bills.
- Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!
- Life is onetime offers use it well.
- Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
- Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
- Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead.
- If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
- I'm too shy at first but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
- Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
- Stop thinking too much, it's all right not to know all the answers.
- No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
- Silent people have the craziest minds.
- Marriage means silent suicide.
- I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
- All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
- People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
- On the internet you can be anything you want, it's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
- 3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I'm Skydiving.
- I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? "Exactly".
- I like when you smile, but I love it when I'm the reason.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- You have the perfect face for radio.
- Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
- Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
- You look like a before picture.
- I was pro life before I met you.
- Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
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