Friday, July 1, 2011

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A little Fun With PlayStation 3

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 10:28 PM PDT


We are All crazy gamer's and lovers of PS3, even sometime we spend whole day sitting in front of TV and Playing only one game to watch the ending, but here's some fun words and jokes you can taunt for addictive gamer's. Specially for angry wives ! enough playing lets have some fun.


EG A playstation 3 walks into a bar....
How many Playstations does it take to change a lightbulb...
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There once was a console from Sony
Who wanted to cost under 'a pony'
"I'll come with Blu-Ray"
Said the console one day,
"And you'll all afford me" - if only!

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A playstation 3, an xbox 360 and a Wii are all playing in the playground.
a genie appears from the magic slide of doom, and says "whoever slides down this chute will be turned into whatever they ask for" /cue deadly music
so one by one the consoles go on the slide.
playstation 3 climbs to the top, starts to slide..."Weeeeeeee" and gets turned into a certain next generation nintendo console.
xbox 360 climbs to the top, starts to slide..."Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" same thing happens!
Nintendo Wii climbs to the top, starts to slide, realises his pants are caught at the top and gets a gigantic wedgie. "Oh Sh*t" he cries, and turns into a playstation3.


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A person ask from his wife Does anyone have any jokes that are against the PS3?
wife replied : Sony made the best one by making it!

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what kind of porn does the playstation 3 watch?

blue g*y di*ks

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Q: Why do they call it the PS3?
A: Because there are only 3 games worth playing!

Q: What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?
A: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!

Q: What does a PS3 and a p* have in common?
A: Young boys can play with them all day long!
Hope you like it --- guys thank you so much for reading.

Kate Moss & Jamie Hince Married (PHOTOS)

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 10:08 PM PDT


In the second-most famous wedding of 2011 involving a British woman named Kate, supermodel Kate Moss joined The Kills rocker Jamie Hince in holy matrimony and kicked off a three-day marathon of festivities the press has dubbed "Moss-stock."

Kate wore a vintage-looking, glittery off-white dress designed by close friend John Galliano, according to Women's Wear Daily. Zelda Fitzgerald was the inspiration for Galliano, who also custom-designed dresses for Moss for her 21st and 30th birthdays.

Her shoes were by Manolo Blahnik customized with "something blue" inside, tweeted Hilary Alexander of the Telegraph.

Hince wore a suit fit for a rockstar, complete with skinny pants, that was apparently designed by Yves Saint Laurent creative director Stefano Pilati, who is said to have designed Hince's wardrobe for the whole three-day wedding extravaganza. WWD reported that much of Moss's wedding wardrobe was designed by fellow Brit Stella McCartney, including the supe's first-dance dress done in oyster silk chiffon with a cut-out back, her party dress for after the first dance, which is a mini (of course) and her going-away outfit consisting of a three-piece, wide-legged wool suit.



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Digital diva Hatsune Miku makes her U.S. debut at this weekend’s Anime Expo

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 10:05 PM PDT


It's strangely fitting that the biggest guest at the 20th annual Anime Expo at the Los Angeles Convention Center this weekend won't physically be present. Japan's virtual pop star Hatsune Miku — the petite "android diva" created by Crypton Future Media in 2007 through a combination of holography, computer animation and computer-generated vocals — will appear in concert at the Nokia Theatre on Saturday in her first "live" performance in the U.S.

Real musicians, including J-pop band Nirgilis, trio Kalafina and actor-singer Vic Mignogna, are also slated to perform as part of the Anime Expo festivities, which run Friday through Monday. But Miku, with her turquoise, ankle-length ponytails, impossibly slim figure and large eyes, perfectly embodies the fantastic creations the convention celebrates: beloved characters who exist only as images on film, computer data or drawings on a printed page.

Functioning much in the same way that San Diego's Comic-Con International does for comic book enthusiasts, Anime Expo, the largest gathering of its kind in North America, offers fans of the vibrantly styled art form the chance to shop for videos, books, toys, T-shirts and other merchandise, attend panels and show off elaborately styled costumes at a special masquerade ball.

"The masquerade is always one of our premiere events," said Marc Perez, chairman and chief executive of the Society for the Promotion of Japanese Animation, the nonprofit that manages the expo. "The amount of time people spend on a single costume is often astronomical. And when four or five individuals form a troupe to present a skit, it can easily involve several thousand hours: a very significant investment of time and passion."

UFC 132 Fight Card: Wanderlei Silva Finally Returns to ‘Axe Murdering’

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 10:03 PM PDT


No, Wanderlei Silva is not literally bringing an axe to murder anyone at UFC 132, so calm down.

This Saturday marks the comeback fight for the former Pride middleweight champion and it couldn't come soon enough.

The fighter MMA fans lovingly call "The Axe Murderer" – yes, lovingly… affectionately, even – has been on the shelf with an injury for the past 17 months. Saying he's anxious to get back in the Octagon would be a gross understatement. With that said, Silva is prepping for his return and holding it in the highest regard.His first fight back from the injured reserve is no cakewalk either. Chris "The Crippler" Leben and his granite chin will be waiting for Silva on the opposite side of the Octagon on July 2, so getting back in the swing of things has a strong possibility of being a "crippling" experience.

Royal fever: Princess Diana, Prince Harry and another wedding

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 10:02 PM PDT


It's been two months since the world paused to watch the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge marry, but royal fever is still raging.

While we've always been a little (perhaps begrudgingly) infatuated with the monarchy across the pond, our interest lately has been piqued with even the tiny details –- the desire to dress like Kate Middleton had buyers in such a frenzy they once crashed a website for hours.

But today, the royal cup overflows. Not only do we have another wedding on our hands, but it's also what would've been the late Princess Diana's 50th birthday. Let the royal chatter begin:

Maria Shriver Files for Divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger Sad

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:58 PM PDT


After 25 years of marriage, Maria Shriver has filed for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger on Friday.



The move comes six weeks after Schwarzenegger revealed he fathered a love child with his housekeeper of 20 years, Mildred Baena.

The divorce documents, which cited irreconcilable differences, did not indicate whether the couple had a prenuptial agreement, but it is believed the high-profile pair does not have one, which means Maria will most likely receive half of Arnold's wealth.

The pair were wed in 1986 and have four children together. Their two sons, Patrick, 17, and Christopher, 13, are still minors and Shriver has petitioned for joint custody.

Schwarzenegger and Shriver first announced their separation in early May.

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Bohemian Grove: Misbehaving Place for the rich and powerful

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:56 PM PDT


Every July, some of the richest and most powerful men in the world gather at a 2,700 acre campground in Monte Rio, Calif., for two weeks of heavy drinking, super-secret talks, druid worship (the group insists they are simply "revering the Redwoods"), and other rituals.

Their purpose: to escape the "frontier culture," or uncivilized interests, of common men.

The people that gather at Bohemian Grove — who have included prominent business leaders, former U.S. presidents, musicians, and oil barons — are told that "Weaving Spiders Come Not Here," meaning business deals are to be left outside. One exception was in 1942, when a planning for the Manhattan Project took place at the grove, leading to the creation of the atom bomb.

A spokesperson for Bohemian Grove say the people that gather there "share a passion for the outdoors, music, and theater."

What game was created by blaise pascal

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:53 PM PDT


Not just because I had a hard time with MATH when I was in High School and College. I think I did ask God one time "Why did you create Blaise Pascal?"

But aside from his math equations and formulations here is something about Pascal that broke me in a positively different way.

After running from God until he was 31 years old, on November 23, 1654 at 10:30 pm, Pascal met God and was profoundly and unshakably converted to Jesus Christ. He wrote it down on a piece of parchment and sewed into his coat where it was found after his death eight years later. It said,


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Is Salma Hayek’s Husband Linda Evangelista’s Baby Daddy

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:51 PM PDT


Years after keeping the paternity a secret, New York Post is reporting that French kazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, aka Mr. Salma Hayek, is the father of Linda Evangelista's 4 year old son.
And if you're playing along at home, FHP also has a 4 year old daughter with Salma Hayek.
That's a lot of four year olds!

According to the New York Post, Linda Evangelista's son was conceived while Salma and Francois-Henri were on a break.

It's almost like some people learned absolutely nothing from Ross and Rachel. Sigh.

Shahrukh Khan copying Salman Khan At IIFA

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:45 PM PDT


Much has already been written about the strained equation between Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan. But the two Khans don't seem to take their rivalry seriously.



For one, Shahrukh Khan doesn't mind breaking into Salman Khan's signature jig from the film Dabangg. At the just concluded IIFA awards in Toronto, Shahrukh took the stage and danced to a medley of songs, including the title song from Dabangg.

Though Shahrukh did not don the khaki, he did put on those aviators and danced like Salman.

Salman Khan clicked with pretty girls in 'Power Ka Chakkar'

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:42 PM PDT


Now, hardly had we gotten over the Ready hangover that we witness Salman Khan caught with a bevy of beautiful babes in an ad film called 'Power Ka Chakkar'.



Buzz is that the ad film is for a popular car battery brand and is directed by Nikhil Advani. A lot of girls and guys were spotted on the shoot of the film. Obviously, the girls were vying for Salman's attention, but he was his bindaas self as usual.

Aamir Khan Says "Who" to Shahrukh Khan’s director Anubhav Sinha

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:41 PM PDT


Aamir Khan seems to have found a new way of ignoring the questions thrown at him - sarcasm. Recently, when a TV channel asked him about his take on Anubhav Sinha, the director of Shahrukh Khan's Ra.One who disapproved of the song Bhaag DK Bose from Delhi Belly, Aamir responded wittily and asked who is Anubhav Sinha and what has he done?

Interestingly, Aamir's wife Kiran Rao too used the same tactic to deal with the Anubhav Sinha controversy. Some time back, at a press conference, when Kiran was asked about Anubhav, she replied: "Anubhav Sinha, who?"

Well, it's not the first time Aamir has given sidesplitting answers! During the launch of his item number, I Hate you like I love you from Delhi Belly, when Aamir was asked about his reaction on Amitabh Bachchan not appreciating the song DK Bose, Aamir replied: "When a teacher or a senior pulls your ear for committing a mistake, all you can do is run," and followed his comment by singing Bhaag Bhaag Dk Bose DK Bose DK Bose!

Ram Gopal Varma abuses Amitabh Bachchan

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:37 PM PDT


If you thought Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag was the biggest mistake that Ram Gopal Varma could have made, think again. Ram Gopal Varma has called Amitabh Bachchan a Ch***ya! Not only this, Ramu called himself a l**d as well!

Ramu tweeted after watching Bbuddah - Hoga Terra Baap: "Just watched Bbhuddah nd am. angry with bacchan that hes such a ch@ not to do films like this nd am such a l# not to realize this."

This is not the first time RGV has fallen short of adjectives and used abusive language instead! Earlier, after watching the trailer of Bbuddah - Hoga Terra Baap, Ram Gopal Varma tweeted: "Just saw sme scenes of Bbhuddah nd am fu$$$$g super angry wth the f$$$$g angry man fr not doing mre films like this all these f%$$$$g years"

Well, RGV, we understand that you are a big fan of Amitabh Bachchan and you don't mean to abuse him. But we guess your twitter account should receive an A (adult) certificate from the Censor Board!

Actress Bhairavi Goswami Reveals IVF shocking Info about Aishwarya Rai

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:35 PM PDT


Actress Bhairavi Goswami has made a shocking disclosure. She claims that Aishwarya Rai, who is four months pregnant, has undergone an IVF (In Vitro Fertilization) procedure at a Bangkok clinic that specializes in providing male babies.

Bhairavi particularly took on Abhishek Bachchan who earlier posted on his Twitter page that he hopes for a baby girl.

Bhairavi Goswami wrote on her Facebook page: "Nauseating 2 read superstars giving interviews abt wanting a girl baby whn she has gone 2 Bangkok to an IVF clinic which specializes in boy babies. Height of hypocrisy. They knw damn well its a boy, aftr all she has to produce a male heir at any cost - Typical UP mentality, no wonder that state has such high female foeticide."

Bhairavi is so confident of her claim that she has refused to retract her statement even after a backlash from the fans of the Bachchans.

"Only people wth no balls retract statements, issue denials & clarifications. I hv never felt the need to do any of the above ever," she tweeted.

Delhi Belly Movie Review, mp3 songs, Movie online Download

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:32 PM PDT


The Currentblips movie review of Delhi Belly. None of you, I am sure, is DK Bose. But the first thing you ought to do after reading this review is bhaag and get yourself a ticket for the most hilarious comedy of the year -- Delhi Belly. It's a film that brings the house down, both figuratively and literally.

The camera scans through the cracked roof and the messy interior of a run-down room, through the musty bathroom and its antediluvian flush, and rests at last on the partly exposed bumline of the fatso who's going to have the Delhi belly after eating a piping hot fried chicken handmade by a crotch-scratching vendor. Writer and associate director Akshat Verma sure has an imagination to cook up a plot that's clever and hilarious without ever succumbing to the slapstick.

In this ramshackle room reside three chums - Tashi (Imran Khan), Arup (Vir Das) and Nitin (Kunaal Roy Kapur). Tashi is a journalist with a girlfriend (Shenaz Treasurywala) he doesn't really want to marry. Arup is a cartoonist in an ad firm, and Nitin a photographer. The plot thickens when Nitin suffers from diarrhoea, and a package containing his shit sample is mixed up with another package containing smuggled diamonds.

Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap Movie Review, Songs mp3, online free movie

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:30 PM PDT


Currentblips Movie review of Bbuddah - Hoga Terra Baap. Before the newly anointed superstars paved their way to stardom by doffing shirts or by their flared-nostril stutters, there was a mega star who at his best then could have been the baap of every self-proclaimed star today had he retained his pizzazz and had directors continued to come up with scripts and roles to match his talent. Director Puri Jagannadh tries to bring that baap back with a bombastic tribute to Amitabh Bachchan in the film Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap.

Alas Jagannadh's idea of a befitting tribute doesn't go beyond recreating the panache and swagger and paying token homage to the best cinematic moments of the superstar. So we have Amitabh Bachchan dressed in the gaudiest of togs, boogieing with a bunch of blondes to a medley of his popular songs from 'Paan Banaras Wala' to 'Rang Barse'. In action, Big B bashes up the baddies singlehandedly and flaunts his ambidexterity with guns. And all this he does in the film that has a threadbare script to prop the comeback megastar's shtick.

So a good length of the film unspools by with Big B just bumming around with pretty babes (Charmee and Sonal Chauhan) or training his gun on a copper (Sonu Sood) or impressing the goons (Makrand Deshpande and Prakash Raj) in seedy dens with his sharp shooting skills.
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