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Love Funny Text Messages Posted: 30 Dec 2012 09:58 AM PST Love Funny Text Messages Send Free Love Funny Text Messages & Funny Jokes SMS to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness. agr apko kutta kat ly to Gharaylo Totky 1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr 2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega 3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga 4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy. Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki 5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae Baap:Ab kyu aai ho? Bubbli: Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla N95 b china wala tha Mujhy samajh na aaya White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache School lgta tha Poultry Farm aur hum Sub Murghi k bachey Mujhy samajh na aaya aaj tak teachr ka ye Funda… Mujhy banati thi Murgha aur khud deti thi Anda… kabhi koi larki phansai hai 1 boy to another: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha Ek memon apny bachay ko Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho? wo bola main ne issy naya joota le kar diya or kaha k ek k bajaye do do seerhiyan charhay ta k joota kam ghissay. Magar kambakhat do do seerhiyan charnay ki koshish mein pant phaar betha. Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai Ek Kana (one-eyed) Larka Kisi larki ko Propose karne k liye kaun sa gana Gayega?? Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai… ;-> from: Taxi No. 9211 Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per Ja kr pOcha:Kya Ap Bachon k Group Photo Khenchtay Hyn? Photographer: G, Ek Darjan k 50 RS. Hon Ge. Orat BoLi : phr mAin Kuch yEars k Bad Aaon Gi.Q k ABHi Meray 8 Bachay hYn. Year will be decidedAslamoalaikum! To All my Frnds I m here to Announce that my engagement ceremony z gonna be conducted and it will be gr8 Pleasure specially fr me & My Family to Have You there: 1st April Venue: Chanab Club, Fsd. Regards…… AROOSA WASAY (Note: Year will be decided later-ön);-) wo mene catch kr lia Memon: Are ajj to 1Rs k 3 Amrood mile! Dost: wo kese? Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse me piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia ;-> Larka college me frst day Larka college me frst day ek larki se: Hi,ap ka naam? Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen. Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)

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Hindi Funny SMS Posted: 30 Dec 2012 09:47 AM PST Hindi Funny SMS Send Free Hindi Funny SMS & Funny Text Messages to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness. Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do @Devdas of 2009@ Maa ne kaha Gutka chhor do, =Abba ne kaha Night package karana Chor do. =Dostun ne kaha Mobile se balance Churana chor do =Paaro ne kaha Ganny ka Rus Peena chor do,. OR =Ek Din aayega, Jab GirL Friend ke Bachay bolengy: =Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do.. (‘;’) cinema mein film dekh rahe hain 1 bacha aik ameer se agar aap mujhe 30 rupees de dein to mein apne bichre hoe parents k paas phaunch jaaon ga ameer ne paise diye aur bola”tumhare parents kahan hain” bacha ” andar cinema mein film dekh rahe hain”:-) Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun Boy to Girl: “Tum to 14v ka Chand ho.” Girl: “Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?” Boy: “Arey nahi !! Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho.” RUKHSTI k time RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly:-) Papa Larka I Love U bolta hai Girl: Papa Ek Larka bar bar I LovÉ U bolta hai kiya karun? . . Father:beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena. Young generation ki dua *Young generation ki dua* Oh my “GOD” oh my “MOLA” give me one “TOYOTA COROLA” a mobile “NOKIA YA MTROLA” give me a girl friend of age “SOLA” But girl should be “HOT AND SHOLA” THOUGHT OF THE DAY *THOUGHT OF THE DAY* Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se germs mar jatay hain. Science ko yeh to btao k g erms ki Dead bodies to paani mai he rehti hain na;-) Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gyaYe Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To wo Bolin: Smack That All on the Floor Smack That…! zindgi apni masti me jiya kr zindgi apni masti me jiya kr ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy or apni sari girlfriend mare liye choor dy.;-> 1 Bacha Apni Mom Se 1 Bacha Apni Mom Se: Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein Mom: Kidhar Hai Faqir..? Bacha: Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

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