Friday, January 4, 2013

Santa And Banta Sms

Santa And Banta Sms

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Santa And Banta Sms

Posted: 04 Jan 2013 01:20 AM PST

Santa And Banta Sms

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  • nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hAi
    SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

    BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi
    sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA …;->

  • Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
    Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
    Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa-Sucite
    Banta-to beach me leto
    Santa-Dar lagta he…
  • Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi
    Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

    Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

    Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

    Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

  • Swimming In His Stomach
    After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
    Y
    Coz
    He Feared That Fish Will
    Start Swimming In His Stomach
  • Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
    Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

    Santa:Pilot

    Tcher:Q

    S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

  • Sardar ki Beti hoi
    Sardar ki Beti hoi.
    Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi
    tou Larke ise tung krn ge.

    Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution
    dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)

  • Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di
    Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
    Patni:Fir?
    Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
    Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
    Santa:Mera BETA..
  • Santas Army TestSanta’s Army Test

    Pappu- 3+5?
    Santa- 8
    Pappu- 7+3?
    Santa- 10
    Pappu- 8+8?
    Santa- Pata nahi sir
    Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

  • My wife died yesterday
    Santa – My wife died yesterday..
    I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
    what to do?
    Banta – No Problem.
    Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
  • In an African Safari
    In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.

    WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!

    SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..

Santa Banta Sms Messages

Posted: 04 Jan 2013 01:17 AM PST

Santa Banta Sms Messages

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  • Whn I showd him gun
    Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?
    Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
    Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
    Sardar: Whn I showd him gun ;->
  • Mummy Ko Bolo
    Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

    He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

    Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi,

    Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

  • Soch Raha Hu Ki
    Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

    Kitna Paisa Lagega?

    Banta : Kuch B Nahi

    Santa : Kaise?

    Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

  • Need A Bridge In Our Village
    Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

    Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

    Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

  • Bahut Motti Wife
    Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

    Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

    Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
    BMW Ka Matlab

    Bahut Motti Wife..

  • Main Zarur Aaunga
    Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

    Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

    ,Jo Musibat
    Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
    Main Zarur Aaunga

  • SAntA BAntA Se
    SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?

    BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA …=P;->

  • SanTA 2 BaNtaSanTA 2 BaNta
    YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
    SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
    BANta:v0 ku?
    SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
    BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
    SanTa:B’Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
    BnTa:it’s iMpOSBlE.
    SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
    COW coW C0W
  • Holi Kab Hai
    S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He?
    B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
    S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;->
  • Tum bade ho kr kya kroge
    Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
    Santa: Shadi.
    .
    Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?

    Santa:”DADDY “

Santa Banta Sms In Hindi

Posted: 04 Jan 2013 01:15 AM PST

Santa Banta Sms In Hindi

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  • Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai
    Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

    Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

    Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

  • Santa Ek Baraf Ka
    Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha …

    Banta – Kya Dekh Rahe Ho … ??

    Santa – Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;->

  • Wohi Dhund Raha Hun
    Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

    Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

    Wohi Dhund Raha Hun

  • I Forgot To Write
    Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

    Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.”

    Doctor:Oh Sorry,

    I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

    That Was My Signature.

  • Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai
    Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha
    Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

    Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To
    Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

  • Among My 4 Sons
    Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
    Frnd:4th?
    Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
    Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
    Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
  • this is eleven eleven
    Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

    “Is this one one one one?”
    says the voice.

    Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

    “Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”

    Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

    “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night.”

    Santa replied, “That’s all right, mister.
    I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”

  • Why Are You DrivingPoliceman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ?

    Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street
    Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;->

  • Santa Sharab Pikar
    Santa Sharab Pikar
    Sadhu Se Takra Gya

    Sadhu Gusse Me-
    Aye Murkh
    Me Tuje
    SHRAAP Deta Hu

    Santa-Rukiye
    Maharaj
    Me Glas
    Leke Ata hu

  • Ive Been Sending E-mail
    Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…

    Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…

    Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… ;->

Santa Banta Jokes Sms

Posted: 04 Jan 2013 01:12 AM PST

Santa Banta Jokes Sms

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  • What is the difference between
    Banta: What is the difference
    between an oral thermometer and a
    rectal thermometer?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Santa: The taste.
  • In The Post Office
    Santa Shouting 2 His GF

    ” U Said V Will Do Register

    Marriage And U Cheated Me,

    I Was Waiting 4 U

    Yesterday Whole Day

    In The Post Office

  • Directly From Bottle
    My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

    He Never Used Glasses

    Sardar : Ya

    I Know

    Few People Drink

    Directly From Bottle

  • Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai
    Santa- Yaar!

    A Auratein Sharab

    Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

    Banta- Islye Ki,

    Sharab Pine Ke

    Baad Chuhe Jaisa

    Pati Bhi Sher

    Ho Jata Hai.

  • Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi
    Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
    1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
    2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
    S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
    Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
  • Santa Is A Guy
    Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass
    But,

    Mr. Santa Likes..

    Why???

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    Because,

    Santa Is A Guy !!!

  • The Heart Of The Country
    Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed

    “The Heart Of The Country”?

    Santa : It

    Beats,

    Beats,

    Beats.

  • how u fooled himSanta:I made my son fool

    Banta:how?

    Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it

    Banta:But how u fooled him?

    Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!

  • Baba Is My Room Mate
    Salsman-Which
    Soap U
    Use?
    Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
    Salsman-Is BABA’S
    A INTRNATIONAL Company?
    Snta: Baba Is My Room Mate.
  • Wrong Number
    Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
    Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

    Usne Kya Kahaa..??

    Santa: Usne Kaha

    Wrong Number
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