Thursday, April 8, 2010

Lalu-Rabrai funny bhojpuri sms

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Lalu-Rabrai funny bhojpuri sms

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 05:30 AM PDT

राबड़ी : का करत हाउव ?
लालू: एगो  दोस्त को चिठ्ठी  लिखत हू!
राबड़ी: पर तोहरा लिखे  तो आवे नाही.
लालू: वो ससुरा भी तो पढ़ना नही जानत


Bihari bhojpuri joke sms

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 05:31 AM PDT

बिहारी :- ऐ डॉक्टरवा  हमारी कईसन नसबंदी की है रे. मेरी बीवी फिरसे माँ  बननेवाली है.
डॉक्टर :- नसबंदी तो तुम्हारी की है पूरे गांव की नही...!


Bhojpue me sms - Tohar sms jab awat hai

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 05:31 AM PDT

तोहार sms जब आवत  है,
हमार  रोम-रोम खिल जावत  है.
बदन मा गुदगुदी होवत है.
एमे  तोहार sms का कौनो कसूर नाही,
उ तो हमार  फोनवा  का वाइब्रटर चालू होजावत  है

अजय मिश्रा/ बलिया


HR means high risk- Funny interview

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 05:49 AM PDT

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment and no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:
"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.
Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days.
Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR means HIGH RISK.


Now, do your work!!!


Beautiful love poem-Angel of My Life

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 12:21 AM PDT

I love you so much that words can't explain
this joy that I have for you.
When I am at the weakest point of my life
you are there encouraging me to run this race
because I am not only cause
you are there with me.
You are on my mind day and night.

When we are apart
I picture your gracious smile and gentle hug.
I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it
because no matter what is you are always on my side.
I thank God for sending me someone like you
who is precious and loving.
So I can truly say that
you are the Angel of My Life


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