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| Posted: 31 Mar 2010 09:41 AM PDT Mere desh k wasiyo, Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. Accha aap ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi me desh ki bhalayi Hai… ******************* Lao v mitro, kotiya te rajaiya nu kro maaf, coolr te A.C kr lo saaf, pr subha vich rakhio nrmi, hun bina nahae to gal ni ban ni, mere valo saria nu”Happy Garmi” ****************** Vidai k Samay DULHE ka Mob Baja DULHAN ne Tapad Maar Diya Ringtone Thi DIl m CHUPAKE Pyar ka ARMAN LE Chale Hum aaj Aapni Maut Ka Saman le Chale. ******************** Ek electric taar ko dusre electric taar se pyaar hota he to aisa pyar ko kya naam denge, socho… Pata nahi? Very simple yaar! Current affair. ********************* Passenger: Tumne mere jeb me haath kyu dala? Jaggu: Mujhe machis chahiye thi. Passenger: Tum mujhse maang sakte the! Jaggu: Mai ajnabi se baat nahi karta! |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2010 09:33 AM PDT Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se poocha,” jab bomb gira…kya wo phat gya tha?” Zakhmi gusse se, ”Nahi.! wo raing kar mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola THAAAAAAAA”.. ********************* ><(((((((:> ><(((((((:> Ye FISH meri Dosti ki Nishani hai isse Smbhal kr Rkhna.. Aur ye Mar na jaye…, isliye Mobile PANI mein duba kar rakhna…. ************************ Believe it or not, but its true. Gandhiji went to jim at d age of 24. One of his frnd said,”wow mohan, kya BODY hai”. Tab se bapu ne shirt pehenna chhod diya… ********************** FLASH NEWS: The “orbit white” chewing gum buffalo is dead………! Company searching for new buffalo so,,,,,’ Be careful….,,,,… Plz Don’t go out side.. ********************** Dhire Dhire apna bna gaya koi.. Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya koi.. Aye khuda, Yeh pyar hi hai,, Ya…. Phir se “CHUNA” laga gaya koi.. |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2010 09:29 AM PDT There r 3 kinds of students.. Some make wonders happen..! Some see wonders happen..! Others wonder what happened..!! ********************** VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu, g chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu ADVANI:Kr lo VAJPEYI: Kisi vidhwa se kr lu ADVANI: Kuwari se hi kr lo, vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi ********************* A dog fall in love with a cat. Bt dog’s parents refuse cat… Guess y? They gave a solid reason… “ladki muchho wali nahi chalegi…!!” *************** Ek chuha tha… A = ..+.. J.tp8..?. - ). . @ g .%.j ?Aj..m…dp…m0′ .?..?j …2pmx..Dtw t…w…g… wm. #/ ..’ .. v..? …pura msg kutar gya.. ******************** Ox-kya bolti tu Cow-kya main bolu Ox-sun Cow-suna Ox-aati kya gaushala Cow-kya karu aa k main gaushala? Ox-mundi hilaynge ghas chbaynge gober failayge or kya!. |
| SANTA BANTA BEST SMS 1ST APRIL 2010 Posted: 31 Mar 2010 09:22 AM PDT Banta: Tainu Sunny deol da phone no. pata hai. . . ? Santa: Nahin, kyon ki hoya…. Banta: kuch ni Yaar, asi NALKA patauna si.. ***************** Santa: Main 1 Bar Apne Bathrum Me Toilet Karne Gaya To Waha Sher Tha. Banta:Fir Kya Hua? Santa:Maine Sher Ko Kaha, Aap Karlo Mera To Nikal Gaya.. ******************** Santa: Oye Badmashaa is kuri da dupata wapis karde. Badmash:Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karenga.? SANTA: piko karani si …..!! ****************** Santa walking in the Forest, He saw Snake Hanging on a Tree… Santa to Snake: “Sirf Latakne se Height nahi badegi, Mummy ko bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…..” ******************* Boss sante nu : Gahak nu kadi khali na jaan deo. J kuch nahi hai ta kuch hor offer kardo. Custmer : toilet paper do. Santa : toilet paper ta hai ni tusi regmar lejo |
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