Friday, April 30, 2010

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

BEST SANTA BANTA FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:39 AM PDT

Santa was cooking murgi,

wen he added hara dhaniya

guess wat happend.

The murgi starts dancing & singing

“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA

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Teacher :-Mobile aur Landline mein kya farak hai.?

Santa:-Landline ke number Ungli se milate

hai aur Mobile ke Anguthe…se

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After seeing an xtremly beautiful girl

in market guess wht santa was thinking???

Kaash eh meri MUMMY hundi ta

main v kinna sohna hunda…..!!!

SMS FUNNY MESSAGES

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:34 AM PDT

wht is tension?

ek sunder si ladki ne sirf aapse lift maangi

raste  me uski tabiyat karab ho gayi

aap use hospital  le gaye.

Doc ne kha aap baap banne wale ho

lo ho gayi tension…..

aap bole main iska baap nahi hoon

phir ladki boli yahi iska baap hai

ek aur tension………

phir police aayi,

apka medical  check up hua

report aayi ki aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte

aapko aur tension……….

phir dhyan aaya ghar main jo do bacche hain wo kiske hain

“yeh hai real tension“

BEST OF SARDAR FUNNY SMS JOKES

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:31 AM PDT

Sardar 1st time plane me baitha.

Plane runway pe chal raha tha,

tabi Sdar ne pilot ko thapad

mara aur bola- muje der ho rahi

hai aur tu By-road ja raha hai!

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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga….

“Banglore aaya Banglore aaya”.

Air hostes: B silent…

Sardar:”Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya”.

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Sardar1:Maine Apne Bete ka Name
AMERICA Rakha Hai.
Sardar2:kyu?
Sardar1:Mai Duniya ko Batana Chahta Hu ki Mai
AMERICA ka Baap Hu..

SMS PUNJABI SANTA BANTA JOKES

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:29 AM PDT

Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.

Post man: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi

Santa: ooh sorry ! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau,

kuch samajh me nahi aa raha

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Santa: papa jaldi mera vya kara do ni ta mai dadi naal vya kar lavanga..

Papa: oye tu meri maa naal vya karenga?

Santa: kyon tusi meri maa naal ni kita…

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Santa te banta kise de afsos te gaye .

Ek kudi banta nu jaffi pa k ron lagi ,

santa (ronde hoye): edher v aao,

eh mera v ohi lagda si jo banta da lagda si.

POPULAR FUNNY SMS MESSAGES / JOKES

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 09:57 AM PDT

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,

Gift me diya use red Rose,

sherni ne kaha apni surat aine me dekh,

chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.

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ANIL-Yaar! Sunil Tune Poore Toilet Me shit Kyu Kar Di?

Sunil-Mobile Ki Wajah Se

ANIL-Kaise!!

Sunil-Tune Wo Ad Nahi Dekhi

‘Walk When U Talk‘

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‘Teacher 2 little sardar-’Paandvon k naam batao?’

Little sardar-

‘ik Bhim c,

ik oda vada pra c,

ik nikka pra c,

ik hor c,

te ik da mei naam pul gya c!
Posted by Suresh at 7:21 AM

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