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| Posted: 30 Apr 2010 10:11 AM PDT Train me ek husband apni wife se- tujh se shadi kar ke pachhta raha hun, dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke aage daal dun. Saamne wala passenger Bola: BHO-BHO… ********************** “Laziness is our bigest enemy”-Jawaharlal Nehru “v shud learn 2 love our enemies”- Mahathma Gandhi DASO HUN BAPU DI MANIYE YA CHACHE DI? *********************** Mashuka k na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka… Wah wah… Mashuka k na ane se mashuk aisa bhadaka… jaise degi mirch ka tadka,ang ang fadka… |
| FUNNY SMS MESSAGES FOR FRIENDS Posted: 30 Apr 2010 10:09 AM PDT Time and distance not important btw frnds when frnds r in d heart, they remain there 4ever. We may b busy, but trust me, u r always remembered. ******************* Sum people Msg U bcoz they hav nthng 2 do… Others Msg U so that U’ll Msg them too, but, I do…. bcoz Msging is my way ofsaying “I REMEMBER U always” ****************** I vl Nvr b Perfct Friend. I vl Nvr b Thr Alwys. I May Nt Mke U Smile At Tymz, Bt Thr z One Thing I Admit, I vl Alyz b Thr Whn U Need Me |
| Posted: 30 Apr 2010 10:06 AM PDT Jab tak hum jiya karenge, apko yaad karenge, Agar hum mar bhi jaye To kay hoga… chori chori YAMRAJ k mobile se aap ko sms karenge. *********************** AnyTime Any Problem Any Help Just Give Me Only 1 Missed CalL I will Imediatly Give U Another Missed Call. ******************** If paper is vry tuff in an exam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath n say loudly “this is vry intresting subject” i want 2 study 4 one more year. |
| DECENT SMS JOKES / FUNNY MESSAGES Posted: 30 Apr 2010 10:01 AM PDT Train chal padi , do sardar train ki taraf bhage. ek chad gya. logon ne uski bahut taareef ki Sardar:”O Jee wo sab chodo… doosra kahan hai???.. jaana usse tha … main to chodne aaya tha” ******************** Boy : Yamraj ji .. mujhe waqt se pehle kyon utha liya? Yamraj: Dimaag mat Chaat…’March mein closing hai’ target poora karna hai ******************** 1 day free methyl radical(CH3) went out2 play His mom called him back Bt”DIMETHYL ETHER”cums Why? Coz mom called by sayin CH3-O-CH3 idhar aao |
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