Wednesday, May 19, 2010

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

COOL SMS MESSAGES FOR FRIENDS

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:19 AM PDT

“TIME” is d most rare luxury..

Which cud never be purchased at any cost..

So when sumone spends it 4 U..

It defines d depth of care tht they hav 4 u.

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Udas apko dekh ne se pehle ye ankhe na rahe,

khafa ho jao aap mujse to ye sanse na rahe,

Agar gam hi du apko apki  zindgi me,

To hum kya humari yade bhi na rahe

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Stars are Unapproachable,

Sun is very Hot..

Moon is too far..

So God gave me a Frnd Like U

so that I can say I’ve my own Little Universe.

INSPIRATIONAL SMS TEXT MESSAGES

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:16 AM PDT

Time is like a river.

You can’t touch the same water twice,

because the flow that has passed will

never pass again.

Enjoy every moment of your life.

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Fog challenges human sight to look across it.

Likewise, our destinations are hidden by the

fog of our own sight.

Rise, chase n win

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Frogs had competition 2 reach top of d hill

All frogs shouted

Its impossible

but one frog reachd d top

How?

He was deaf.. !

BE DEAF FOR NEGATIVE WORDS.:-)

COOL SMS TEXT MESSAGES

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:06 AM PDT

Dear Frns

m switchng off My No.due 2 my Exams

coz I hv to Work Hard to Get Gud Marks

Plz contact Me after

15 Mins

tab tk Mera Bhoot utar jayga

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Ishq k school me naya mahaul taiyar ho gya,

Papu ki grlfrd se puri clas ko pyar ho gya,

Bs tabhi se papu udas ho gya,

Puri clas fail aur Papu pas ho gya…!

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I Met ‘Money’ One Day..

I Said.. U r Just a Piece Of Paper

Money Smiled & Said- Of Course I’m.

But I Havn’t Seen a Dustbin Yet In My Life… :)

2010 SARDAR SMS JOKES

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:02 AM PDT

Sardar on bike with his sis,

one man comments

“kitni sundar biwi hai”

Sardar got angry..

He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai

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Shadi mein 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue

paper dekh kr socha shayad ye b khane wali cheez hai

Jaise hi wo khane lga dusra Sardar jor se bola-

Na khai oye fikka eh..

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Sardar : tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?

Girl : 99%

Sardar : Baap re! Itney mein toh teen sardar pass ho jaate..

FRIENDSHIP ENGLISH SMS

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:00 AM PDT

A cup of Hellos,

A plate of crispy wishes,

A spoon of sweet smiles and

A slice of great success,

Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely.

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Midnite cofee,

long chats,

bunking class,

Crush on clasmate,

fight 4 mrks,

tears 4 luv,

juz evrythng.

Ppl call it COLEGE.

We call it LIFE…..!

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Days are too busy,

Hours are too fast,

Seconds are too few,

But there’s always time

For me to remembr

A nice frind like U

FRIENDS SMS MESSAGES

Posted: 18 May 2010 09:57 AM PDT

…lines said by a frnd 2 his best frnd

aftr both got busy in lyf n dint contact each othr-

“i miss ur laugh a lot but i miss my own more-!!!”

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Friendship is a one way road to be travelled by two,

With hand in hand,

To care,

To share,

To forgive,

To love

&

To say silently-.

“I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU”:-)

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;  .  Special

c(”")   tea

“”   for u

I mixed it with love and happiness

but there is no Sugar

BCoz u r already very sweet.

POPULAR FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

Posted: 18 May 2010 09:54 AM PDT

Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The.

Buzurg : Bachon!  IsKo Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega.

Boys : Ye Student Nai, saala master hai.

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Pota : Daadi Aapne kon kon se Mulk Ghume hai?

Dadi : Beta Pakistan, Hindustan Or Afganistan,

Pota : Ab konsa Ghumogi.

Pichhe se Dada bola-Qabristan.

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company ka employee toilet gaya.

andar ja kar comode pe baitha……

samne deewar pe likha tha

“ITNA ZOR BUSINESS PE DETA

TO TARGET PURA HO JATA!!!!”
Posted by Suresh at 7:27 AM

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