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Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain a

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?

Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!

Pathan: Yaar le to loun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai.

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Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mer

Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge, Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

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Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Hu

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

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Pathan Proposed a Girl.With a Romant

Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

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4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le karQa

4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:



Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

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Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

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During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Pathan was Weeping:Man: Kyon Ro

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

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Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.



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