Friday, June 25, 2010

Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS

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Santa Banta SMS

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Lady to inspector Santa:

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else...


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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.


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Santa went to see a gal f

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.


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Santa was standing in sun

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat


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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


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Santa was riding on a hor

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'


Smile SMS

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The smile is like a simca

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.


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