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Jo HameshaHansta Rhta Hai Us KoHJo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
HANS MUKH
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
HUSBAND
kehte Hain.
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Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U!Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.!!
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You know why women starts with 'W'…bYou know why women starts with 'W'…
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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Pagal khaney ka In-charge to Banta:APagal khaney ka In-charge to Banta:
Aap theek hain is liye apko release kia ja raha hai..magr afsos ki, kal jis pagal ko apne Swimming-Pool mai dobney se bachaya tha..aaj us ne phanda dal kar khud kushi karli.
Pagal sardar: Us ne khud kushi nahi ki ha..wo to mane usay sookhne k liye taang dia thal
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(Shadi Ke Baad)Boy: Oh ! Iss din(Shadi Ke Baad)
Boy: Oh ! Iss din ka to me kab se intezzar kar raha tha
Girl: To me jau?
Boy: Nahi bilkul Nahin
Girl : Do You Love me ?
Boy : Ha karta tha , karta hu, aur karta rahunga
Girl : Kabhi mere saath dhoka karoge ?
Boy : Nahi, Isse accha to me mar jau
Girl : Would you like to kiss me ?
Boy : Yes, I like it
Girl : Tum mujhe maroge ?
Boy : Nahi Me aisa aadmi nahi hu
Girl : Kya me tum par vishwaas kar sakti hu ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Oh Darling!
(Shaddi ke Baad)
NICHEY SE UPPAR PADHO.
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Suno logo!Meri aankhen kharedo ge?..Suno logo!
Meri aankhen kharedo ge?...
Bohat majboor halaat main
Mujhe nelaam kerni hain
Koi mujh se naqd le le
...Main thore daam le loon ga
Jo pehli boli de de
Bus usi k naam ker doon ga
Mujhe bazaar wale keh rahe hain,
"O! kum-aqal tajir!"
Aray koi sune to mei
main sunsaan logon main nahi hoon
hirs ka khawahan
Nafa nuqsan ki shatranj nahi main kehlne aaya
Koi mujh ko kahe na,
"Manchala sa be-hunar tajir"
Bata paon tumhain kis tarah
k kis tashvish main hoon
Suno logo!
Bari mehboob hain mujh ko
ye
Meri neem tor aankhen
Magar ab bechta hoon k
Mujhe aik khwab ka tawaan bharna hai...!!!..
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bujha ke so gaya aakhir charaag-e-zindagbujha ke so gaya aakhir charaag-e-zindagi koi.........
yakeen-e-subah na tha ,intzar kia kartey...................
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Husband- kya tumne mujhe kutta kahaHusband- kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha
no answer
Husband asks again
no answer
He asked again
Wife- nahi kaha aur please ab bhokna band karo.
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juda honay se darta hoon ,Meri aankhainjuda honay se darta hoon ,Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon ..
Meri unggli pakar laina mujhe tanha nahi karna,Ye dunya aik maila hai tumhain khonay se darta hoon…
Jo hansti ho tu kyun palkoon k goshay bheeg jatay hain ,Tumhain maloom hai main iss tarah ronay se darta hoon …
Ye jab se khwaab daikha hai tum mujhe chor ja...o gee ,Main ab darta hoon khwabon se main ab sonay se darta hoon…
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Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ekJoota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,peeche se ek PATHAN bola ......2310 mango,us mai FM B hy...:P
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