Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Funny SMS

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2 bachon ki Maa teesri da

2 bachon ki Maa teesri dafa shadi kar rahi thi�

Nikah k wakt chota bacha ronay laga�

Maa boli: chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon g


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dr. apko kya problem hai

dr. apko kya problem hai patiient.. loose motion dr. kitne loose pationt.. boht loose .dr.. phir b kitne pationt ..intay loose ke ap graray kar saktay ho


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pathan:doctor sahab apko

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.


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Teacher: Tell Me Your Nam

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.

Student (After 2 Mins): �Age Long Oven�

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)


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Fact about women:
They

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband�s coat from 20 meters,
but can�t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D


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Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON B

Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida�.


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Woman To Doctor: My husba

Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping. What should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he�s awake..


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Boy: Ap apni beti ki shad

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..


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Larki wale:Hum abhi apni

Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.

Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..


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A Woman was out golfing o

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a Genie in a trap.
The Genie said to her, �If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.�
The woman freed the Genie, and the Genie said, �Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will


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Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par, 1 Larki Bethi Thi. Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi? Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya, Or. Rait Per Likha. . . . Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai�


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Santa � My Wife Died Yest

Santa � My Wife Died Yesterday..
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?
Banta � No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D


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A:Apple
B: Bara Apple<

A:Apple
B: Bara Apple
C: Chota Apple
D: Doosra Apple
E: Ek Hor Apple
F: Fer Apple
G: Ganda Apple
H: Haraa Apple
I: India Da Apple
J: Jay�pur Da Apple
K: Kharaab Apple
L: Laal Apple
M: Mitha Apple
N: Nawan Apple
O: Oooo�! Apple
P: Paka Hya Apple
Q: Queta Da Apple
R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
S: Saada Apple
T: Taqatwar Apple
U: Unna Da Ap


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