Friday, December 17, 2010

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If a Barber Makes a Mistake,It's a New S

If a Barber Makes a Mistake,It's a New Style..
If a Driver Makes a Mistake, It is An Accident..
If a Engineer Makes a Mistake, It is a New Venture.....
If a Tailor Makes a Mistake, It is a New Fashion..I
f a Teacher Makes a Mistake , It is a New Theory..
...If a Student Makes a Mistake, It is a MISTAKE. .!!

zuluM beCharY masOm studeNts par

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sardar k Ghr 1 Bili rehti tiWo b

sardar k Ghr 1 Bili rehti ti

Wo bili se tang a kr use khi chor aya

Ghr aya to bili usse phle ponch chuki t
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sardar bili ko dobara kahi door chor aya,
billi fir us se phle ghr ponch gayi.

sardar ko bht gusa aya,

ab wo bili ko bht hi zyda dur chorne chla gya

Waha se usne apni wyf ko phone kiya:
'Bili ghr poch gai ya nh?

Wife-Han, ponch gyi h

sardar: Us kamini se bol k mje a kr le jye MEIN RASTA BHol GYA HU

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During a job interviewManager: W

During a job interview

Manager: What's the highest level of education you obtained?

Candidate: PHD
...
Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree ...

Candidate: WeLL, No... That means

Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.) :p

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tenologies impacta dad's email

tenologies impact

a dad's email
hi son how r u
ur mom & i am fi9
...v miss u alot

so plz turn off ur facebook & com downstairs 4 dinner ;)
:P:P:P

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bOy : I caN dO aNythIng 4 uGirl :caN

bOy : I caN dO aNythIng 4 u
Girl :caN u die 4 me ?
bOy : yuP
...
girL caN u brIng staRs 4 me
...BOy : yup
...
Girl :caN u Delet faCebOok aCcOuNt 4 me ?
bOy : oOooOo ja behaN teRe gHar wAle paResHaN hO raHe hOngaY .....
:P:P:P:P

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read this slOwlY........."LIFEIS

read this slOwlY.........

"LIFEISNOWHERE"

what did u reaD ????
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life is nO where....Or .......life is nOw here

jxt a beautifUl liNe 2 saY.......

liFe depeNds On the waY

we lOok it

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Bachpan maY nani se sunte the pariyon ki

Bachpan maY nani se sunte the pariyon ki kahani.

Wah wah

bachpan maY nani se sunte the pariyon ki kahani
......
Or bade hokar hum sun rahe h

"SHIELA KI JAWANI"

heheheheheheh ;))).........;))).....;)))

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EaCh drOp of a teaR iZ cOstlY thaN....

EaCh drOp of a teaR iZ cOstlY thaN....
anYthInG In the wOrlD........
...
BUT
....
...No One knOws its value uNtil theY haVe it iN theIr
OwN eYeS=))))))

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2 friends,"see" & "saw":

2 friends,

"see" & "saw":

1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea.
..."See" saw sea and jumped in sea.
"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea.
"See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see Sea.

kuCh saMjh aYa ?????????????????
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ThiS is Ur BraIn 3XerCise

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ClOse ur eYes n thInk ab8 yOurself,

ClOse ur eYes n thInk ab8 yOurself,

ur faCe

ur stYle
...
ur nature

ur sMile

ur lOokX

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

.......

chalO thaNkOooO bOlOoO:P:P:P:P

Posted by Suresh at 10:10 PM

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