Monday, December 13, 2010

Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS

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Santa Banta SMS

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Pappu: Excuse me, but I d

Pappu: Excuse me, but I don`t think I deserve a mark of 0 for this exam paper.
Teacher: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I can give.


Santa Banta SMS

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Banta: When is it unlucky

Banta: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
Santa: When you are a mouse.


Santa Banta SMS

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Santa: Would you like me

Santa: Would you like me to help you with your homework.
Pappu: No thanks, I can get it wrong by myself.


Funny SMS

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Banta: There are 54 bars

Banta: There are 54 bars in this town and I am proud to say that I have never been in one of them.
Santa: Which one is that?


Funny SMS

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Santa (to receptionist of

Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can you give me a room and a bath?
Receptionist: I can give you a room, but you will have to have a bath yourself.


Funny SMS

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What`s d difference betwe

What`s d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres are damn serious.


Jokes SMS

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All of our politicians pl

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.


Funny SMS

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Funny SMS

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Larka Larki K Father Se:<

Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..

Larki K Father:
...Kyun?

Larka:
Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte


Good Night SMS

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I was looking out the win

I was looking out the windows
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Thinking about the person I care most
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....
&
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Guess who came into my mind - U
.
.
So, just want to wish u

GuD NyT :))


Good Morning SMS

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Everybody Searches
For

Everybody Searches
For A Chance To
Impress Other
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...But
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They Don't Understands That
Impressions Are Made
By Very Casual
Happening ... =)

GOOD MORNING :))


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