Saturday, January 8, 2011

“Funny Sms on Salesman : Joke” plus 2 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

“Funny Sms on Salesman : Joke” plus 2 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

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Funny Sms on Salesman : Joke

Posted: 08 Jan 2011 05:55 AM PST

Looking for some funny joke then read this funny joke on a salesman who want to sale a new vacuum cleaner to Aman. In this message a man which have overconfidence want to sale a new vacuum cleaner to aman. But the salesman failed to do so. This is a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and facebook to make them by this funny sms. So, checkout this funny sms on salesman…

 

A new vacuum cleaner salesman
knocked at aman home.

Aman opened it.
Before he spoke,
the salesman rushed into
living room & Emptied
a bag of cow shit on carpet
Salesman - Sir, if i m
unable to clean this up a wid
my new powerful vacuum cleaner
in nxt 10 sec, i’ll eat
all this shit.
Aman smiled nd
said :
Do u need chilli or sauce wid
shit ?
Salesman : y ?
Aman : b’coz there’s no electricity
in d house…
Moral : Never b oversmart & every
aman is not MAD …

 

Also Try Following :

Winter Ascii sms

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:29 AM PST

Here we one beautiful message for the season of Winter. The message is an Ascii sms, ie. create arts from letters. Simply copy the pattern in your mobile, the following combination will create snowing effect. Send snow in SMS to your friends.

 

/\ " ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
( ' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,,
OOooo….its chilling ….

"HAPPY WINTER SEASON"

Enjoy the winter…

 

Also Try Following :

Happy Winter SMS in English - Winter Text

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:16 AM PST

One more beautiful sms for the season of winter, if sitting at home waiting for snow to stop, then you may send this sms to remind others too .. that its winter and we are at home. Enjoy Winter !

 

Its A Gray October
The Leaves Have All
Turned Brown
And All The Birds Of
Summer
Are Packing Up To
Leave Town
And So It Goes !
The Frost Takes The Last Rose
And All The Fields Will Be Frozen Soon
The Hills Will Soon See Winter Snow …
Happy Winter …

 

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