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“Top Jokes Collections of Rajnikanth” plus 0 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

“Top Jokes Collections of Rajnikanth” plus 0 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

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Top Jokes Collections of Rajnikanth

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 04:35 AM PST

Rajnikanth is a great actor, he is almost worshiped like a GOD by his fans in South India. However, there are few jokes those are very famous over internet, here we are sharing some with you. With all due respect to the great actor Rajnikant, these jokes are only meant for humor only and these jokes should be taken in healthy manner.

 

Here is first joke about Sri Rajnikanth:
Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can’t be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

 

Another classic joke inspired from one of his movie:

In one of Rajanikanth’s movie, he is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does…….

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.

 

Now the third one :
Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

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