Monday, May 23, 2011

“Now daily Clean jokes !” plus 6 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

“Now daily Clean jokes !” plus 6 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

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Now daily Clean jokes !

Posted: 23 May 2011 08:57 AM PDT

Teacher: “I Killed A Person”
Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.
Aman: The Future Tense Is “U Will Go To Jail”…

Q: Why Aman Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: ‘Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!’

While Walking In The Highlands Chaman Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Aman: R U Ok?
Chaman: Yeah!
Aman: Did U Break Anything?
Chaman: No, There’s Nothing Down Here…

Aman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai..

Boy:”Oh,Look At The Dead Bird!”
Aman Looked At The Sky And Said “Where, Where?”

Teacher: What Happend In 1869?
Santa: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Stupid,Gandhiji Was Born!!
Now Tell Me What Happend In 1873..?
Santa: Gandhi Ji Was Four Years Old..

Also Try Following :

Cool Ascii art I LOVE YOU - Facebook Comments

Posted: 23 May 2011 08:51 AM PDT

A beautiful Ascii Art saying I LOVE You in creative way for facebook wall / as facebook comment!

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Also Try Following :

Hindi Teacher aur pyar chutkula

Posted: 23 May 2011 08:47 AM PDT

An Hindi joke where teacher is asking about love and the interesting answer from student!

teacher: i love ka janm kaha hua?

student: chaina me

teacher: wo kaise

student: kyoki iski na koi waranty he aur na koi garanty! chale to chand tak ! nahi to bus shaam tak !

Also Try Following :

Beautiful Wishes to Couple of their Marriage- Orkut Scraps

Posted: 23 May 2011 07:58 AM PDT

A very beautiful clean card to send wishes of marriage online on facebook / orkut websites.

 

Marriage congratulation Greetings

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Myspace / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

 

Also Try Following :

Marriage Congratulation Greeting Cards - Simple

Posted: 23 May 2011 07:53 AM PDT

A simple yet beautiful card to send wishes of marriage to newly wed couple!

 

Marriage congratulation Greetings

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Myspace / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

 

Also Try Following :

Job Retirement Facebook - Orkut Scraps / Picture Messages

Posted: 23 May 2011 07:47 AM PDT

A greeting card if you wish to send retirement congratulation to those who just received it and now are ready to enjoy their new life!

 

Retirement picture messages

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Myspace / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

 

Also Try Following :

Retirement Congratulations Greeting Cards

Posted: 23 May 2011 07:45 AM PDT

A greeting card if you wish to send retirement congratulation to those who just received it and now are ready to enjoy their new life!

 

Retirement Congratulation Greeting

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Myspace / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

 

Also Try Following :

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