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Party n funny jokes::

Party n funny jokes::

daru dost quotes - Dost Nahi badalte

Posted: 18 May 2011 10:33 PM PDT


RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa : Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa : Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa : Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa :Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PAR:

Maa : Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa : Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa : Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa : Mard ban.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.
Appraisal kam hua:
Maa: chalo agle saal acha hoga
Papa: Koi dusri naukri doondh lo, isse kuch nahi hoga
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain !!!!!........

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte... :D
Posted by Suresh at 3:27 AM

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