| The Sherlock Holmes and Watson Jokes Posted: 28 May 2011 08:34 AM PDT The first one! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a camping trip.
After a long day hiking they stopped, set up camp, had dinner and read a little before calling it a day.
About 1 AM, long after both had turned in for the night, Holmes awoke.
He looked over and saw Watson was also awake.
Holmes asked,”Watson-look up into the sky and tell me what you see..”
Watson responded “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?’
Holmes answered, “Somebody stole our tent.”
Second one is about A gujju couple.. A Gujju Couple were sitting at the breakfast table and the husband was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, “Here is a
great sale on tires!” His wife replied, “What do you want tires for?
You don’t have a car.” He came back with, “I don’t complain when you
go out and buy a new bra!”
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| Congratulation to Newly Graduate Glitter Picture Card Posted: 28 May 2011 08:24 AM PDT Another card for giving congratulation wishes on being graduate.  Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
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| Congratulation on Birthday Dude! - Picture Gifs Posted: 28 May 2011 08:20 AM PDT Willing to send congratulation on Birthday.. here is a cool gif for you!  Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
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| Congratulation on Promotion - Job Congratulation Greeting Card Posted: 28 May 2011 08:18 AM PDT A very simple, sober and attractive card to praise one who just got promotion.  Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
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| Happy Birthday Comment for Guy- Orkut / Facebook Posted: 28 May 2011 08:11 AM PDT A new simple picture comment to say Happy birthday to a guy!  Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
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