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Funny Work Quotes - office workload effects

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 12:18 PM PDT

Are you tired of siting on office chair continuously, and working daily for more than 12 hours. Then you must read this blog post. Which explains real side effects of workload in office and due to which your life some time becomes very funny. Some of funny real incidents are shared. Enjoy them for a while and get back to your work( Load)  .....Lolz.

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 I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
 and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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 Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with
 keys.

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 Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
 at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
 laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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 Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
 me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
 And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in
 my hand..
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 Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
 I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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 I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
 at my personal internet connection at home...
 thinking it will be blocked any way.
 Till I realize - I am at home.
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 Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
 keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
 water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
 I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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 Once after talking to one of my friends
 I ended the conversation saying,
 " Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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 Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
 from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin

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 I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
 wondered when they became invalid???

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 Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
 pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
 I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
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 Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
 from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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  I, after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
 decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
 when I wanted to check the time,
 I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre
 screen!



first rain poem wishes sms quotes english hindi marathi

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:55 AM PDT

All are waiting for monsoon , don't really no when is going to start but just take a look at this cool Marathi, Hindi & English  kavita/poem for pahila paus ( First RAIN ). Enjoy....monsoon 2011..

First rain poem
 
First rain reminds me of the rising summer  dust,

The rain doesn't remember the rain of yesteryear!
A year is a trained beast with no memories.
Soon you will again wear your harnesses,
Beautiful and embroidered, to hold
Sheer stockings: you
Mare and harnesser in one body.

The white panic of soft flesh
In the panic of a sudden vision
Of ancient saints

 - by Yehuda Amichai
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Morning Rain message
A slight rain comes, bathed in dawn light.
I hear it among treetop leaves before mist
Arrives. Soon it sprinkles the soil and,
Windblown, follows clouds away. Deepened

Colors grace thatch homes for a moment.
Flocks and herds of things wild glisten
Faintly. Then the scent of musk opens across
Half a mountain -- and lingers on past noon.
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पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा

पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा
पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा
एकच काम करायचं...
हातातली कामं टाकुन देउन
पावसात जाऊन भिजायचं!

आपल्या अंगावर झेलून घ्यायच्या
कोसळणार्‍या धारा
श्वासांमध्ये भरून घ्यायचा
सळाळणारा वारा.....
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First rain quotes and wishes

Blue is song,Yellow is music,Green is beauty,Red is love,White is peace,Pink is joy.May all these colours fall on u with dis rain…

Funny rain SMS
Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye,ye hawa ye mausam sirf apkeliye,6 mahine bit gaye apko nahaye huwe -june-mainye barish sirf apke liye
Bundo se bana hua chota sa samandarLehro se bhigti choti si bastiChalo dhundhe barish me dosti ki yaden Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki kashti…happy MONSOON

Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Pray To Love To Care To Share To Enjoy & To Thank Allah For All His Blessings We Recive.. Wish U Happy Rainy Season.


The rain may cover the sun but we know that the sun never forgets to shine, just like you, I may not often see you But you always shine in my prays.

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Posted by Suresh at 3:26 AM

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