Thursday, June 23, 2011

Party n funny jokes::

Party n funny jokes::

cigarette smoking facebook status messages very funny

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 10:17 PM PDT


Hey guys r u searching for some nice smoking quotes to put on your facebook, gchat status messages? Checkout some funny cigarette smoking quotes here on jokes adda. I hope you all enjoy them, put your quotes and suggestions in my post comments. I will surely publish them.

Life is like a cigarette. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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serious facebook status quotes messages

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 10:18 PM PDT

Hey guys r u searching for some nice serious, inspiring and love quotes to put on your facebook, gchat status messages? Checkout some nice quotes here on jokes adda. I hope you all enjoy them, put your quotes and suggestions in my post comments. I will surely publish them.


Speak Only When You Feel Your Words Are Better Than Silence!

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Always remember success should'nt go to ur head n failure to ur heart

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Actions speak louder den w0rds.........

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"Life Is A Question, Nobody Can Answer It.."

And

"Death Is An Answer, Nobody Can Question It.."

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IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .

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Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for u, but life living for someone who lives only for u.....

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you have enemies? its good if teh answer is yes..it means you have atleast stood up for something in life ;-)

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Once in my life, I met someone whom I loved and cared for. I gave everything, I fought for her. But one thing I forgot to do is to ask if she wanted me to..............:(:(:(

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Funny facebook status quotes messages

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 10:18 PM PDT

Hey guys r u searching for some nice funky funny quotes to put on your facebook, gchat status messages? Checkout some funny quotes here on jokes adda. I hope you all enjoy them, put your quotes and suggestions in my post comments. I will surely publish them.

Dad joined facebook...
Kid's status update:- "Dad on fb.. WTF!!!! .
Dad commented 'what is WTF'????????????????
Kid replied 'Welcome To Facebook'

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Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D


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Life is like a cigratte. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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dont you find it funny that after monday(m) and tuesday(t), the rest of the week says wtf?

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Those who like me, raise your hands!!
n those who don't like me, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!! B-)

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a deadline in a deadline; doesn't matter even if you are dead

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Here is a modern definition of Love:

love is like a bird
u hold tightly it dies
u hold lightly it flies
...u hold it nicely,it shits on ur hands

so forget love

just flirt

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... So waste your time and have time of your life:)

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Bf-i can do anythng 4u.
Gf-Will u die 4 me?
Bf- yes..
Gf-Will u delete ur facebook a\c 4 me?
Bf- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..:-)

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!


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Some One Asked Me
"Howz Ur Life ?"
I Smiled :) And Answered :

"She Is Fine "

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
...Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, REVIEW & INTERVIEW.....

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Every problem in life has two kinds of solutions.......

bhaag lo (run away)

bhaag lo (participate in it)

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I am proud of ma heart....its broken,hurt,played with....but somehow it still works.......♥
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Posted by Suresh at 4:00 AM

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