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| Posted: 18 Jul 2011 11:03 PM PDT Dr: Do exercise daily for gud health Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily. Dr: how long do you play? ... Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down. ------------------------------------------------------------ Husband & Wife - Why " Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax ." ------------------------------------------------------------ 4 a boy its easier 2 pick up a 40kg girl... But 4 d same boy its difficult 2 pick up a 14kg gas cylinder... Dedication wid interest matters!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ SMS for drink and drivers A serious warning to all my friends.. "Drinking&Driving"is extremely dangerous we know ... but Friday evening while driving, I took my arm out of the window to indicate that I am turning right, someone took my beer.!!!! Rascals!!!. ------------------------------------------------------------ sardar rocks again Teacher:- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya ...Kisne Tha? . . . . . Sardar:- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne.. ------------------------------------------------------------ SMS for flirts Never ask for a hug Jus take it. Never ask .........Do U Luv me Say I Luv u Never say I Can't live widout u Say I live 4 u U've been trained now go and flirt ------------------------------------------------------------  |
| funny timepass stuff good to send sms Posted: 18 Jul 2011 10:35 PM PDT 10 facts about you: 1. You are reading this post 2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact 4.you didn't notice I skipped three. 5 You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7.You are still reading my post 9 You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.  |
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