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| funny comments ra.one movie review Posted: 31 Oct 2011 03:28 AM PDT Ra.One Ko Honewali Bimari? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hagg.One ____________________________ Ra-one aata bhikari zhalay . . . . . . . . aani phirtoy bichara one one _____________________________ Tell me what's better...??? Rs. 200 for Ra.One....???? OR Rs. 5/- for Bar One...???? _________________________________ ra.one cha awadta hero konta..... .? . . . . . . . . . LAGAAN cha bhu.one... _________________________________ sometime superheros needs BODYGUARD :P :P :P.......... After Super flop Film Ra.One.... Salman Said to Shaharukh..... "Muzape 1 Ehsaan Karna... Ke aisi Bakwass film Dobara mat Banana..." _________________________________ अतिशय महापांचट Ra.One चा आवडता प्रदेश कोणता????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mal.One (मालवण)........ _________________________________ Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...! _________________________________ Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval. _________________________________ Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release _________________________________ Salman to SRK after watchin...g Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana" _________________________________ Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One. _________________________________ Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...! _________________________________ Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRKbolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one. _________________________________ Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie. _________________________________ As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release. _________________________________ Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one! _________________________________  |
| new fresh jokes n sms on demand Posted: 31 Oct 2011 03:15 AM PDT विनोद अतिशय पांचट असल्यामुले आपापल्या RISK वर वाचावा ... :P एकदा एक मानुस आपल्या टॉमी नावाचा कुत्र्याला बिस्कीट देत म्हणाला .. "TAKE TOMMY TAKE" . . . मग . . . . मग काय टॉमी भिंतीला जाउन टेकला ही ही ही ______________________________ An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts n almonds 2 eat. CONDUCTOR:"So sweet of u that u give me those nuts 2 eat? Why dont u eat them urself?" OLD LADY:"I Dont hav teeth to munch them.'' CONDUCTOR: then why do u buy them?'' OLD LADY:''I just luv the chocolate around them...." ______________________________ Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class Girl - Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega? Boy - Pal Kyu ?? Girl - Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid... ______________________________ 'SHIT' and 'OH SHIT'.. . . A boy throws a love letter to a girl,but it falls on her brother, =>Shit. . . her brother is a gay and smiles,=>Oh Shit :-P:-D ______________________________ Tell me what's better...??? Rs. 200 for Ra.One....???? OR Rs. 5/- for Bar One...???? _________________________________ अतिशय महापांचट Ra.One चा आवडता प्रदेश कोणता????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mal.One (मालवण)........  |
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