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Pappu Joke on Hips : Sms Joke Posted: 07 Dec 2011 04:22 AM PST Read here a very funny joke on pappu. In this joke you will read about pappu who cheating in class from guide. You can share this joke with best friends to make them laugh. You can also share this joke on facebook or on orkut. So, let’s catch out that how pappu cheating in class. 1 baar exam mein qstn aya hips par essay likho, toh pappu apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha , tabhi 1 baccha bola.. “MAM PAPPU NE GUIDE KHOL RAKHI HAI”….. Also Try Following : Aman Chaman Joke : Funny SMS Urdu Miya Biwi Joke- Shareef Aadmi aur Chalu Biwi Ashique Ki Dukan : Funny Sms Aman Chaman Computer Joke Access orkut n facebook behind firewall - unblock now! Way to gain friends and knowledge ! Get your message published or tell us what you need?

Nice and amazing facebooks short jokes collection Posted: 07 Dec 2011 05:08 AM PST Sharing some nice jokes about facebook Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight” . . After sometime 17 mosquitoes liked his status Now few more humorous Question and Answers for Facebook : Question: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession? Answer: Gilbert Arenas sent them Facebook friend requests! Question: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name “Nobody”? Answer: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say “Nobody Likes This!” Question: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic? Answer: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter. Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook. Question: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? Answer: They will call it “My Twit Face.” Question: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? Answer: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace! Question: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day? Answer: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook! Question: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace? Answer: A trailer park! Question: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide? Answer: My Facebook can remarry! Question: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity? Answer: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked! Question: Why shouldn’t you pay for a Classmates.com membership? Answer: Because Myspace and Facebook are free! Question: How do you know if your Fortune 500 CEO is a pedophile? Answer: He has a facebook account! Question: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account? Answer: Amy Polumbo received a million friend requests! Question: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant? Answer: By sending her a friend request on Facebook! Question: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? Answer: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request! Question: What happened after the “Spam King” was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages? Answer: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville! Question: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software? Answer: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish! Question: Why is Facebook like Jail? Answer: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know! Question: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? Answer: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser! Question: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? Answer: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it! Question: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless? Answer: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis! Question: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members? Answer: “Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life” Also Try Following : Why Friends Fights ? : Nice Sms SMSnShayari.com now have Google Friend Connect Funny fact about Bride : Funny sms Amazing Answer By Abdul Kalam : Sms Access orkut n facebook behind firewall - unblock now! Way to gain friends and knowledge ! Get your message published or tell us what you need?

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