Friday, June 15, 2012

Party n funny jokes::

Party n funny jokes::

is your boss smarter than you? check it out?

Posted: 15 Jun 2012 02:08 AM PDT


> Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
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> Employee : That's easy, 49.
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> Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
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> Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
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> Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
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> Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
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> Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
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> Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

> Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
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> Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
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> Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
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> Employee : Er....I guess she drowned?
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> Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. You may leave now.
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> Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne thaan li hai waat lagane ki to lagaa ke hi manega.
Posted by Suresh at 3:31 AM

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