Saturday, December 29, 2012

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

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Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 10:12 AM PST

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Send Free Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi & Hindi Funny Messages to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness.

  • 1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
    1 nursery CLASS ka bacha
    bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
    Mam- SO SWEET
    BACHA apni side Ke LArKE se
    bola-dekha maine kaha tha na
    line marti hai..
  • tmhari shakal bhool gya hun
    Revenge:
    1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
    ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy
    kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun
    ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do”
    Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance
    ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
    ”lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari
    shakal bhool gya hun”:-D
  • kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
    Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho
    Har naye din mera dil dukhate ho
    Ye baat sun kar meri rooh kaanp gai
    Ke tum kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
  • Medical Poetry
    “Medical”
    “Poetry”
    *Chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
    tamam dawain bachon ki ponch se dur rakhen.
    *Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
    Tabiat ziada khrab ho to doctor se ruju karen.
    *Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
    dawai achi tarha hila k istimal karen.
    *Dil mera doob gia jab uski uthi doli
    subah sham khany k bad aik goli.
    *Hum to ishq karny pe raza mand hain
    Jumy kee subah aur itwar ki sham clinic band hain.
  • Tumhar beta charsi hy
    Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ..
    unhon ny abba ko keh dia “Tumhar beta charsi hy…”
  • Hum tu yunhe shok mn
    Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna
    biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. .
    Aik larki humy bucha samaj k pappi dy gae. .
  • Andaaz hy JAWANI ka
    Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn
    Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k chaltay hn. ;-)
  • Daag to chala jaegaArz kiya hy:
    Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
    Wah wah
    Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
    Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :
  • Ek bacha khait maen
    Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha .
    thak ker bola. ” aap nay yeh sab zameen maen dabaiy he kion thay .”
  • me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay
    Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
    Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,
    Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki
    dozakh nu pipe dita ay?=P;->

Ramadan Jumma SMS

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 05:27 AM PST

Ramadan Jumma SMS

Send Free Ramadan Jumma SMS, Ramadan Jumma Mubarak Wishes, SMS for Jumma Ramadan, Ramzan Jumma Mubarak Hadees to All Brothers & Sisters.

  • Happy Returns Of Jummah
    Today Is Friday.
    To All Brethren In The Faith Of Abraham,
    Ghusl Is Recomended,
    Recite Surat Kahf,
    Go To Jumat Mosque Early,
    Keep Mute Thr'out The Course Of Khutbah,
    Supplicate More After Solat Asr.
    May The Most High Accept Our Ibadah.
    Many Happy Returns Of Jummah
  • Jumma Mubarak SMS
    Uss Ke Dar Pe Sakoon Milta Hai,
    Uski Ibadat Se Noor Milta Hai,
    Jo Jhuk Gaya Allah Ke Sajday Main,
    Usse Sab Kuch Zaroor Milta Hai,
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Hadees SMS
    May On This Good Friday We Start It With
    Fasting And Prayers So That We Can Bring
    Gods Mercy And Forgiveness On All Mankind
    Lets Pray Together
  • Friday Means
    F R I D A Y:
    F = Farz Allah Ka Aada Karo
    R = Rab Ko Razi Karo
    I = Ibadat Dil Se Karo
    D = Durood Kasrat Se Parho
    A = Allah Se Maango
    Y = Yaad Rakho Mujhe DUA ME
  • Jumma Mubark
    Jumme K Din Ka Khub Surt Tohfa
    Jumme K Din Maghrib Or Esha K Darmiyan
    Sorh E Fateha 11 Bar
    11 Bar Sorh E Koser
    11 Bar Sorh E Ikhlas
    Pharhne Se Allah Tala Agle
    Jumme Tk Rizq Ka Intezam Kar Deta Hai.
    Jumma Mubark
    Subha Bakhair Zindagi
  • Jumma Mubark Hadith SMS
    Greetings Of Peace To Our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
    May Allah Accept All Our Duas In This Auspicious Day.
    Lets Remember Each Other In Our Sincerest Duas.
    May You Have An Inspiring Spiritual Uplifting Day
  • Jumma Jesa Koi Din Nahi
    Juma Mubarak
    Zamzam Jesa Koi Pani Nahi
    Namaz Jesi Koi Ebadat Nahi
    Hajj Jesi Koi Ziyarat Nahi
    Islam Jesa Koi Mazhab Nahi
    Quran Jesi Koi Kitab Nahi
    Madine Jesa Koi Sheher Nahi.
    Kalme Jesi Koi Dolat Nahi.
    Durud Pak Jesa Koi Khazana Nahi.
    Aur
    Jumma Jesa Koi Din Nahi.
    Juma Mubarak…
  • Jumma Mubarak DuasJumma Mubarak
    May Allah Grant Us All Our Duas, Needs, Dreams
    And Shower Upon Us His Mercy.
    Ameen
  • Juma Mubarak Wishes
    Chalo Aao Mill Kar Aaj Apne Hath Uthate Hain,
    Naraz Hai Jo Rab Use Sab Mil Kar Manate Hain,
    Idhar Manga Uthar Manga Phir Bhi Hath Khali Hain,
    Ab Allah Kea Age Zara Sir Jhukate Hain, Sieya
    Dhabon Se Dill Ka Haal Jo Hai Jante Ho Tum,
    Nidamat Ke Ansoon Se Chalo Ab Un Ko Manate Hain,
    Khula Hai Dar Toba Ka Abhi Mohlat Hai Pass Apne,
    Razi Kar Ke Rab Apna In Azabon Ko Hatate Hain,
  • Jumma Is A Wonderful Day
    Jumma Is A Wonderful DAY
    "To Pray"
    "To Love"
    "To Care"
    "To Smile"
    "To Relax"
    And
    "To Thank ALLAH"
    For All He Gives To Us
    Jummah Mubarak.

Jumma tul Wida Sms

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 05:24 AM PST

Jumma tul Wida Sms

Send Free Juma tul Wida SMS, Juma tul Wida Quotes, Juma tul Wida Ramadan SMS, Juma tul Vida Mubarak Wishes, Juma tul Wida Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English for Brothers and Sisters.

  • Jummah Mubarak Greetings
    Jummah Mubarak Greetings Of Peace To Our Prophet
    Muhammad (PBUH). May Allah Accept All Our Duas In
    This Auspicious Day. Lets Remember Each Other In
    Our Sincerest Duas. May You Have An Inspiring Spiritual
    Uplifting Day 19px; text-align: justify; color:
    rgb(0, 128, 0); “>Jummah Mubarak
    Greetings Of Peace To Our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
    May Allah Accept All Our Duas In This Auspicious Day.
    Lets Remember Each Other In Our Sincerest Duas.
    May You Have An Inspiring Spiritual Uplifting Day
  • Jummah Mubarak Wishes
    Jummah Mubarak
    Islam says:
    when the time of Jumua’h prayer comes,
    discontinue every activity and answer the call to prayer,
    meet earnestly, pray, consult and learn by social contact;
    and when the meeting is over, scatter and go about your business
  • Jummay K Din
    Juma Ke Din asar ki namaaz k baad
    say farishtay zameen par sonay k wark
    or chaandi k kalam say Durood Pak parhnay
    waalon kay naam likhtay hain jummay k din
    sooraj ghuroob honay tak.
    so jitna ho sakay Durood sharif parhiye
    or ye sms forward kar dain
    koi is baat say mehroom na rahay
  • Juma Tul Wida Mubarak Greetings
    Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
    Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
    Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
    Phir le ker aaounga
    Q k
    I'm Ramadan Al-widah
    (jumma-tul-wida Mubarak)
  • Juma Tul Wida Mubarak Message
    Juma Tul Wida Mubarak!
    May This Last Friday of Ramadan
    Bring You All Peace And Prosperity.
    And May All of your prayers and
    virtues accepted by Allah ..
    Allah Bless all of us
    Aameen
  • Jumma-tul-Wida Mubarak.
    Aapke Chehray Pe Hansi Sada Rahy.
    Mera Har Lafz Aapke Liye Dua Rahy.
    Zindagi Main Pao Khushi Har Qadam Par.
    Door Aapse Duniya ka Har Ghum Sada Rahy Aameen.
    Jumma-Tul-Wida Mubarak.
  • Great Message for Jumma
    Great Message for this day!
    Allah Ta'ala farmate hain:
    Aye bande jo hua, woh acha hua,
    Jo ho raha hai, acha ho raha hai,
    Jo hoga woh bhi acha hoga…,
    Tera kia gaya jo, Tu rota hai!
    Tu kia laaya jo, tu nay kho diya…,
    Jo liya yahin say liya, Jo diya yahin per diya!
    Jo aaj tera hai, Pehle kisi aur ka tha!
    Aur kal kisi aur ka hoga…,
    Tabdeeli kainat ka mamaal hai…
    Bus tu wo jama kar jo tu sath le jane wala hai!
    Yani " Naik Amaal "
  • Alvida Ramzan Ul MubarakWah ramzan teri ruksat ko salaam,
    Jate jate asmaan ko bhi rula diya!
    Alvida Ramzan Ul Mubarak
  • Mah e Ramazan Alvida
    Mah-e-Ramazan bhi Juda honay ko hai.
    Socho zara kya paya hum ne.
    Kya Apny Rabb ko Manaya hum ne?
    Kya Jany Kabhi Naseeb Ab ye Maah ho na ho.
    Rab ki Rehmat ka kya Haq paya hum ne?
  • Ramzan Ka 4th Jumma Mubarak
    /'/ (* /'/
    ¡¡¡¡ _.-'-._ _.-'-._ ¡¡¡¡
    ¡¡¡¡(_____)(______)¡¡¡¡
    RAMZAN KA 4th (chotha) JUMMA MUBARAK HO…

Jumma Mubarak Shayari

Posted: 29 Dec 2012 05:22 AM PST

Jumma Mubarak Shayari

Send Free Jumma Mubarak Shayari, Jumma Mubarak Poetry, Jummah Mubarik Poems in Urdu, Jumma Shayari in Urdu, Juma Mubarak Shair o Shayari in Hindi & Urdu to Wish Happy Jumma.

  • Jumma Mubarak Shayri
    Hafty Me Ek Din Aata Hai Ye JUMMA.
    Rehmatein Sath Lata Hai Ye JUMMA.
    Do Farz To Adaa Kro Is Din.
    Gunahon Ki Magfirat Krwata Hai Ye JUMMA
    JUMMA MUBARAK
  • Jumma Mubarak Prayers
    On this Holy day…
    May His light guide your path…
    May his love grace your heart…
    And may His scarifice strengthen
    Your Soul !
    GOOD FRIDAY….!
  • Jumma Mubarak
    Insaan Itna Buzdil Hai K Choti Choti
    Cheezon Se Dar Jata Hai Aur Bahadur
    Itna K Hay K Apne ALLAH Se Nahi Darta
    A Silent Messages 4 All Muslims
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak English Shayari
    He showed us the way
    He has long been gone
    yet in our hearts
    His name shines on.
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Poems
    Khatam Ker Do Mayoosi Aur Sab Nafratein Dil
    Dil RAB Ka Ghar Hai Aastana E Iblees Nah.
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Hindi Shayari
    Kuch Yon Uttrein Tere Liye Rehmaton K Mosam,
    K Aasman Se Tera Harf e Dua Kabhi Radd Na Ho.
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Shayari in Urdu
    Hazaron Aieb Dekhte Hain Dosron K Pehlo Main "Iqbal"
    Apne Kirdar Main Hum Log Frishte Hon Jese
    Jumma Mubarak
  • Jumma Mubarak Shayari SmsMere Har Faisly Mein Teri Raza Shamil Ho Aey "ALLAH"
    Jo Tera Hukam Ho, Wo Mera Irada Kardey!
    AMEEN
    Good Morning
  • Jummah Poetry
    May the light of jummah,
    Shine in your house.
    The strength of eemaan,
    Stay in your heart.
    And may allah shower
    His countless blessings
    On you and your family
    On this holy day.
  • Jumma Mubarik Shayari
    Dil pak nahi to pak ho sakta nahi insan.
    Warna iblees ko b atay
    Thay wuzoo k faraiz bohat.
    Subah bakhair
    &
    Jumma mubarik.

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