Sunday, January 6, 2013

“A life of a CEO - a joke with guts” plus 1 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

“A life of a CEO - a joke with guts” plus 1 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

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A life of a CEO - a joke with guts

Posted: 06 Jan 2013 12:04 PM PST

Hello friends, you know post of CEO looks so fascinating but it has some truth hidden behind it, today I am sharing a joke about one such CEO , I hope you will like it and thanks goes to “Avinash” for submitting this joke.

A bright young executive had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech firm. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and handed him three numbered envelopes and said..

“Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can handle,”.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a nosedive and he was really catching a lot of heat from the board. At wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message
read, “Blame your predecessor.”

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the board, the press, and Wall Street responded positively, sales picked up, stock prices rose and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious problems getting new product to market. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO wasted no time in opening the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” This he did, and again the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the
company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The simple message said:
“Prepare three envelopes…”

I hope you enjoyed it, stay tuned for more.

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A poetry in Urdu / Hindi - User submitted

Posted: 06 Jan 2013 10:37 AM PST

We have some great users with some great talents, here ware sharing few with you.

SHIDDAT - E - DIL KA AALAM TOH DEKHIYE,
KYA DIKHE SITAARE ZARAA CHAND TOH DEKHIYE

SUKOON - E - ZINDAGI MEIN NA MILA KABHI,
ISHQ KYA KARTE ZARAA AASHIK KO DEKHIYE

RAASTO SE SAAMNA NA HUA ” MASROOR”
KYA MILTE APNE ZARAA MUSAFIR KO DEKHIYE


YUN WOH ZAMAANA BEHAD RANGEEN THA,
KYA DIKHTE NAZAARE ZARAA CHEHRE KO DEKHIYE

KHAYAAL TOH USKA HAR WAQT AATA RAHA KAREEB,
KHWAAB KYA DHUNDTE ZARAA HAQIQAT KO DEKHIYE

ZUBAAN SE SACH IKRAR HOTA KYUN NAHIN,
KAHA MILTI WAFAA ZARAA BEWAFAA KO DEKHIYE……

Thank you [b]Masroor[/b] for submitting such nice Ghazal to us. Its been shared with all readers of SMSnShayari.com

Below is one more by Mr. Masroor, suitable for SMS and twitter..

mein kis kaatil ke haathon mein apne aap ko sohp do,
yaha toh ek se badh kar ek bewafaa nazar aate hai….

.-Masroor

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