Saturday, March 27, 2010

Funny dad-mon-son joke : Jhut pakarane wala robot

Funny dad-mon-son joke : Jhut pakarane wala robot


Funny dad-mon-son joke : Jhut pakarane wala robot

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 11:09 PM PDT

Dad ne robot kharida jo jhut sunke thapad marta tha.
Dad-Why are you so late ?
Son- extra class.
Robot slapped the son.
Son- Movie.
Dad-kaun si ?
Son- Bal Ganesha.
Robot slapped the son.
Son- Katil Jawani.
Dad- I have never seen such movie.
Robot slapped the Dad.
Mother- Jhut hi bolega, akhir aapka hi beta hai.
Robot slapped the Mother.


Kisi ke didar k liye dil tarasta hai : emotional sms

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 08:12 AM PDT

Kisi ke didar k liye dil tarasta hai,
kisi k intzar me dil tarapta hai
kya kahen kambkat dil ko,
ye apna hokar kisi or k liye dharakta hai.!


Hotho se jo choo liya : funny sms hindi

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 01:12 AM PDT


Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai


Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai : Santa banta jokes in hindi

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 12:25 AM PDT

Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?"
Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa sansaar usne banayaa hai, uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane ke kaabil nahi raha!"


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