Saturday, March 6, 2010

HINDI SMS

HINDI SMS

Remember to remember me mobile sms

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 01:35 AM PST


Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!

HIndi joke-pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 12:22 AM PST

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

Funny sms- Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 12:08 AM PST

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 12:31 AM PST

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 12:25 AM PST

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,

you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

The one that"s out always looks the best.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

finding it whether it exists or not,

diagnosing it incorrectly,

and applying the wrong remedy.

_____________________________________________

Nearly all men can stand adversity,

but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

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Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;

the principles of it are troublesome.
Posted by Suresh at 10:00 PM

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