Sunday, April 11, 2010

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

LATEST ONLINE SMS HINDI JOKES

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 11:50 PM PDT

Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya

Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?

Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena

ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai

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Akbar ne Birbal ko kuchh

aisa likne ko kaha Jise khushi

me pado to gam ho,

aur agar gam me padho

to khushi ho

Birbal ne likha….”yeh waqt jald hi guzar jayega”

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Santa order for a chicken in a dhaba.

Wen the cook started chopping onions for it…

Santa shouted-”ULLU KE PATTHE,

pyaaz mat daal, navratre hai…!!

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Grandfather :-

“Teri Teachr aa rahi hai, Ja chup jaa.”

Grandson:- “Pehle aap chup jao.

Aapki maut ke bahane maine

do hafton ka leave le rakha hai!”

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Wife Pati se Boli: DekhoJi,

Kaam krte Waqt Muje

Kiss mat kiya kro.

Tabi Kaamwali Boli: Madam Acchi Tarah se samja do,

Me to Bol-Bol ke

Thak gayi.

FRIENDS GOOD MORNING SMS / GOOD LUCK / GOOD DAY SMS

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:57 PM PDT

A cup of hot hello’s,

A plate of crispy wishes,

A spoon of sweet smiles and

A slice of great success,

hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely..

good morning.

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Few mins ago i closd my eyes

n saw u in my dream.

I found u most hapiest in dis world,

if dis is d way 2 c u happy,

i wish my eyes close 4evr

GUD MORN

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Every sunset gives us One day less to live!

But every sunrise gives us One day more to hope!

So, hope for the best.

Good Day & Good Luck!

GOOD MORNING

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App K Liye Ek Pyara Sa Gift..

Plz Kholo Magar Pyar se..

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??????ng

?????ing

????ning

???rning

??orning

?morning

Good morning

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Tik Tik !!!

Plz,open ur door

Delivery

4 u.

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( ” ; ” )

(”")=(”")

(”"),,,(”")

NANHI-MUNNI TEDDY

wants 2 say u

GUD MORNING

FREE ONINE SMS HINDI JOKES

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:46 PM PDT

7 Sadhu 7 Chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,

1 admi sadhu ko prnam kr puchta hai-

“Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?”

Sadhu bola- Beta 1 chatai aur bicha le..!

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Biwi : Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?

10 saal pehle maine use shaadi

ke Liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo

aajtak pee raha hai.

Pati :   Baap re!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

itna lamba celebration

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Papa: Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup

baithi hai kya baat hai??

Beta: Papa, mummy ne ‘LIPGUARD’

manga tha, Maine ‘FEVIQUICK’

pakda diya…

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Damad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaye.

Gaon walon se pucha -Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?

Gaon wale Bole: Nahi babu. 1 thi, woh bhi aap le gaye..

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Girl:”Kya kar rahe ho?”

boy: “Mkkhiya maar rha hu.

“Kitni mari? ”

“3 male& 2 female. ”

“Kaise malum?

“Kyoki 3daru ki botal se chipki thi

aur 2 phone se…!

TRUE FRIENDSHIP SMS GREETINGS

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:31 PM PDT

Rule of my frndship:

i wud never mind if u dont miss me

or u dont need me,

but it will really hurt me

when u need me n u dont tell me….!!

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Our frndshp has become H A B I T ,

even if u take out H ,ABIT remains.

Take out A,still BIT remains,

finally take out B,still  IT remains..

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Yuhi Sapno Se Dil Lagaaya Karo

Kisi Ke Khwabon Me Aaya-Jaaya Karo,

Jab Dil Kare Ki Koi apko Manaaye,

Toh Hume Yaad Karke Rooth Jaaya Karo !

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The NOMINEES 4

a sweet frd r U!

Only U!

Just U!

U & only U!

Youuu!

None but U !

U yes U !

& d winner is Me

Coz i ve U.

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True frndshp is like playing

on see-saw not bcoz its

alwz fun being wid each other.

Bt also bcoz some1 won’t

mind going down 2 c

another1 rising up!

Hindi / English Friendship SMS Text Messages

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:25 PM PDT

reasons reasons.!

there is alwz a reason 4 evthg,

a reason 2 luv,reason 2 die, reason 2 liv, reason 2 cry,

but if u cant find a reason 2 smile,

can i b the reason 4a while…!

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Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka,

Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka,

yeh koi pal do pal ki rishtedari nahi,

Dosti to farz hai umar bhar nibhane ka.

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Special numbers stay in Phone

Special photos stay in Album

Special memories stay in Brain

But a Special Friend like U ,

stays  in my Heart forever.

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Coming together is a beginning

Staying together is a progress

Living together is life

Dying together is Love

But,being apart n still being

together is FRIENDSHIP

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Aapki dosti ki ak najar chahiya;

dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiya,

bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;

yeh dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.

BROTHER / SISTER SMS MESSAGES

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:46 AM PDT

I am thankful to my God
Who gave so caring Brother
Who is always there to love me, guide me & above all..
To make me happy.
Love u Brother.

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It takes wonderful things
To make a brother like u
Generosity and kindness
You’re really very special
I want you to know my feelings

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Sister is someone who is

caring and sharing.

Sister can understand things

you never said.

She can understand pain

which is not visible to anyone.

I love my sister.

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If lovers are like moon and

Brothers are like stars

than i have noticed that the

sky looks good without moon

but not without stars

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You are the person who holds me in my bad times,

you are the person who dances with me in my happiness.

I can’t recall even a single day when you were absent

from my life.

CONDOLENCES SMS MESSAGES

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:29 AM PDT

At this hour of sudden death of ur father I want to
Share my heartfelt CONDOLENCES wid u.

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Let his soul rest in PEACE

in the feet of ALMIGHTY.

Have courage 2 face the

situations & we r all with u

in sharing your irrepairable loss

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it is really shocking to hear the newz.
My  tears shed wid you & pay sincere prayers 2 ur mother

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Let ur mothers soul rest in peace.

Our Prayers 2 all yr family members

during this distress time.

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we know that his/her passing will

not only leave a void in our lives,

but in the hearts of all those

who knew him/her..

ENGLISH INSPIRATIONAL SMS

Posted: 10 Apr 2010 10:18 AM PDT

Coins Always Make Sound.

But The Currency Notes R Always Silent.

So When Ur Value Increases,

Keep Ur self Clam& Silent…

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Alphabet ‘O’ stands for “Opportunity” -

which is absent in yesterday..!,

Seen once in tOday..!!

and thrice in tOmOrrOw..!!!

Wish you a great Today n tomorrow

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Everyone will not get everything..
This is the way of life..
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But Dont dare to loose which is yours.

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The great thing a little lamp can do

which the big sun cannot do is,

it gives light at night.

No one is superior by size,

but by purpose.

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A Butterfly lives only for 14 days,
but it flies everyday joyfully & wins many hearts.
Each moment of Life is precious..
Be happy & joyful always.
Posted by Suresh at 7:10 AM

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